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Bitch

BITCH

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hey take this quiz about which greek god/goddess you relate to most!

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okay, 

scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’ 

shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’

velma said ‘’jinkies’’

daphne said ‘’jeepers’’

what did fred say

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do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

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that’s it. there’s nothing that will ever be funnier than this tweet and reply,,

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what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch

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did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

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I always think it’s weird when people are embarrassed by baby pictures 

being all oh no my mom’s bringing out my baby pics this is the worst 

but I’m like I peaked as a baby. that was my cutest self. I’m never gonna top that let’s only look at baby pictures for the rest of my life please

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i was cleaning out old junk from my room because i’m moving and i found this old flyer from one on twenty one pilots’ first tour with fueled by ramen. look at all them bar shows

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My 5 year old niece has just started to learn about death, she said to my dad “you’re gonna die before me” and he said “not necessarily… you could get hit by a bus” and she stopped for a moment and said “no… I’m very careful”

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creepypasta time

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

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i hate when personality tests ask questions like “how would other people describe you” listen bix i already agonize over this at every moment of my waking life and i dont need u bringing it up in this my area of escapism

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me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do

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girls don’t want boys, girls want doctor who to return to its former glory

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