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Shipping the sickly five foot nothing waif with the seven foot tall muscle queen but it's subversive because we gave the former a huge cock.

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I don't mean this as a criticism, exactly, but I will say it's funny how artists of a Certain Background will be like "let's try some casual, non-sexual nudity for once", then proceed to draw their OC, like, drinking tea or gardening or whatever with a rock-hard boner. Just straight up forgetting that flaccid penises are a thing that exists.

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🐁🐈

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what the fuck is this

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ben affleck dropped an update to his hallowed meme

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mutuals do this

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had a fascinating dream last night where there was a new, virally popular trading card game - it was called MOUNTAIN (stylised in all caps) and the whole gimmick was that you couldn’t buy boosters or anything - you had to find them?

nowhere sold MOUNTAIN - I mean, I expect players did, once cards were in their hands.

but acquiring cards meant noticing a box lying around, and just….nabbing it? they’d be in weird places - in a skip, wedged high up in a fence, nestled in the branches of a tree? nobody ever saw who left them there, and there was a lot of debate about how MOUNTAIN boxes were sometimes hard to acquire without risking one’s physical safety - but then, that was also bragging rights. especially as harder-to-reach boxes seemed to contain more elusive and sought after cards…

no, I don’t remember anything about the actual gameplay, we never played any MOUNTAIN. alas. I know there were “frame cards” that were literally transparent but for a fancy metallic or holographic border, which I guess upgraded the card they were applied to? frames were super rare, my coworker literally ran up to me in the pub purely to show off the frame he’d just found

dream brain gimme the deets on MOUNTAIN’s actual mechanics, I’m invested in this controversial unpurchasable scavenger hunt game

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lesbian situationship so bad she got me buried alive

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lesbian situationship so bad she got me buried alive

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I love it when people do the pre-HRT/post-HTR memes with characters who are different fantasy species because you'll end up with shit where the "pre" image has regular human ears and the "post" image has big pointy elf ears or something, and while I realise that this is 100% not the point, I'm fascinated by the worldbuilding implications. Are we positing a humanoid species where having pointy ears as wide as your own torso is a secondary sex characteristic? What function, if any, does this serve? Are people who go on E thrown by the resulting changes in hearing? Do transmasc individuals of this species get ear reduction surgery? What do their Internet memes look like?

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World-famous bard trying to get their rhythm back after falling asleep in a metronome store

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How curious