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How is it only Tuesday? I feel like it should be Thursday by now.

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I'll treasure this moment for the rest of my life. 

You should, that’s a rarity for me, y’know.

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I don't know. Is that money really worth the permanent scarring?

Well, obviously. Its all about those dollars though, y’know? I mean, if I was getting paid by the thousands I wouldn’t even think twice about airing those shows. 

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.....What? Do people even watch those shows before they approve them to air? Or do they just say fuck it and go play golf?

Yeah, that definitely is it. But seriously, an entire show? I mean, I’d be way less disgusted if it was just a tiny scene from the movie. I literally watched women of all different ages and nationalities give birth. Not to mention this Asian woman who was apparently screaming to her dead ancestors or whatever the hell was the case. it was just fucking weird. 

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Fascinating.

I had to go to the dentist today and wow— I almost forgot how much hated the place. I mean, I figured it would just be a quick check up, but nope – apparently life can’t be that nice to me. Turns out I had a cavity, and they figured since there was just one, they could go on and fill it while I was there. Lemme’ tell you, I was not at all prepared for that. Honestly, if someone’s gonna’ be sticking things in my mouth, I at least need some time to prepare myself for that, y’know? Long story short, my mouth is numb, I can’t smile ‘cause I look all dopey, and I can’t eat for the next hour. 

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I think those shows are meant to discourage women from having children. That's the only explanation. 

So, all night I watched shows about women giving birth thinking it’ll help me in the long run. Turns out I’m wrong. Very wrong. I’m disgusted.

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And for free, too. I'd say that could apply to anyone, seeing as humans have an insatiable want for whatever they don't have. Well, assuming another's identity must always start somewhere. So it is possible that since you were a child, you picked the simplest place to start, i.e., their favorite color, and may have been planning to build upon that until you fully assumed the identity.

That's my diagnosis, I recommend you take a prozac twice a day and come in for check ups. 

I’m being psychoanalyzed, wow, I’ve never been psychoanalyzed before! That’s an interesting theory, which could totally be true. Maybe, I saw what my favorite characters could face and do, and so I thought I could be them, even if it was only with a simple color preference.

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I think it says you project yourself onto fictional people who can't protest and pretend to be them in order to fill a void of dissatisfaction in your own life.

When I was a kid, my favorite character’s favorite color was blue, so I told everyone my favorite color was blue even though it was actually green. I feel like that says something about me, but I’m not sure what it is.

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Your favorite? Well don't I feel special.

See, this is why you’re my favorite, Elsa.

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Then I guess we're left with someone having provoked the anger. 

Also, I'd like it if you didn't call me sweetheart. 

Stating the obvious is the bane of my existence, sweetheart. 

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Well, since you asked so nicely, I guess I can share. 

The first step to finding entertainment is sharing, because you know, sharing is caring.

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faith, trust, and pixie dust, guys, im out i'll see you tomorrow (today i guess since it's past midnight)

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Oh, I recommend it. 10/10, hands down. Well, maybe you can teach me. Or, better yet, you can bake the stuff and I can help out by telling you how you did. Really? That sucks. I broke mine before I got a chance to bake anything in it.  

Yeah, I wouldn’t know about that. But, I do think that smelling the deliciousness of whatever has been created is a lot better. East Bake Ovens don’t even count! I had one when I was younger and all I could do was make pudding. Such a rip-off and to this day, I’m still heartbroken. 

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But getting high feels so nice. It's like I'm a floaty little cloud. 'Course I do. I had an Easy Bake, just like everyone else.

Instead of you getting high, maybe we can bake actual edible food that you can eat. You do know how to bake, right?

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Can't argue with you on that one. He's pretty nice to look at. Come on, you can say it. Say it with me getting high. Hey, I am baking, but instead of a pie or some shit, it's myself. 

All of the above, besides Johnny Knoxville; he’s one beautiful human being. You know, there are better things to do than that. Like, baking. 

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What's terrible and disturbing? Balls? Weed? Johnny Knoxville?

If its that much of an interest to you, why not make a club out of it? Oh right, because its terrible and disturbing!  

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I'm gonna go ahead and say nothing. Except maybe doing it stoned. 

Oh yeah, there’s nothing more I prefer. What could be more fun than to watch and enjoy guys going through hell?