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Cryptid badges are back!

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Job interview went well! Wish me luck!

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jolene, jolene, jolene, joleeene,

i’m begging of you please donate to my paypal 

paypal.me/nefaeryous

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Job interview went well! Wish me luck!

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Job interview! Wish me luck!

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I have a job interview to be a bank teller Thursday! 26 hours a week!

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Jordan Peele’s rebooting The Twilight Zone, which is awesome, but there is going to be a bunch of fake/racist sci-fi fans probably getting angry at him if he decides to do episodes about social issues specifically about race.

And let me just tell you as a HUGE Twilight Zone fan, the original show is 90% commentary on subjects like race, war, and even mental health.

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sorry what

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i really hate this for multiple reasons

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I have a job interview to be a bank teller Thursday! 26 hours a week!

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R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

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helpful grammar tip! farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!

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british people: none of you know how huge england is! it takes so long to get anywhere. it takes me 5 minutes to get to work everyday! i haven’t seen my wife and children in 30 years because it takes 10 whole minutes to drive to them.

the rest of the world:

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You have permission to eat. Even if you:

haven’t exercised

eaten too much yesterday

eaten too much today

don’t know the exact nutritional value of the meal

have gained weight

aren’t feeling hungry ‘enough’

feel like you don’t deserve it 

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I don’t want to hear ANY of you fuckers complaining that Hozier spends too long in the fae realm. If it means he comes back with more stuff like whatever it was I just experienced listening to on Wasteland! Baby then he can fucking spend centuries there and I’ll wait for my reincarnation to come back around and listen to what he produces. 

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you know when the hero dies and they try to resurrect him but he comes back slightly wrong and unhinged and without morals? vine vs tiktok