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We asked Shane and Ryan Fuck, Marry Kill: Goatman, Mothman and Bigfoot @ ghost files live and can bring you the definitive results.
With much concentration the answers were: Fuck Mothman, Kill Goatman, Marry Bigfoot.
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The funniest thing about all the speculation regarding the origins of the Bigfoot myth is that we know where it came from. It was a prank carried out by a guy named Ray Wallace who vandalised a couple of logging camps in California in 1958 while wearing fake feet to conceal his identity. They literally found his collection of giant wooden feet in his basement after he died in 2002, his involvement has been corroborated by multiple accomplices, and the timing of the incidents precisely lines up with when interest in Bigfoot exploded in American popular culture. We've known all this for twenty years, and everybody just quietly ignores it because it's no fun, I guess.
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I think I'm a lifelong cryptid enthusiast because I'm nearsighted. Like what do you mean the Patterson-Gimlin film isn't crystal clear. That's how bigfoot would look to me anyway.
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The holidays are fast approaching. Mariah Carey has breached containment. Have you Mariah proofed your home? Hugged your loved ones? Done the holiday shopping?
Well I can help you with one of those things!
My shop Altered Aether carries lots of cool gifts for the ttrpg player or cryptid enthusiast in your life! We got dice, pins, & stickers!
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'whats your hogborts house?' is played the heck out. what is your TINGLE TYPE? there are four kinds of tinglers and all of them welcome trans, gay, lesbian, asexual, non-binary, bisexual, gender fluid and every other bud because your love is real and valid
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Loch Ness Monster, Nessie, Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Alien, UFO, ET, Cryptid Keychain ebay crittersbydesign
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Not any extreme progress on my Untitled Cryptid Project, but I think I’m getting close to my main two’s final designs!
Going for a strong yet simple type of style :]
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To be completely fair, the actual reason that many jurisdictions have laws against shooting Bigfoot is that:
a. Trigger-happy dumbfucks will in fact try to get out of a felony manslaughter charge by claiming that they thought they were shooting at Bigfoot; and
b. Arguing that you were acting under a mistaken but genuinely held belief regarding the situation in front of you is a legitimate defence against most criminal charges, including murder and manslaughter, provided that the belief in question was reasonable at the time.
Basically, the purpose of making it illegal to shoot Bigfoot is to avoid having to litigate whether the “reasonable belief” standard encompasses believing that you saw Bigfoot.
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seeing things...
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