elsmaster
elsmaster
Just Call Me Elsmaster
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Well over 30. Been here since the dawn of time. See pinned post for more.
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elsmaster · 52 minutes ago
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I’ve watched this 6 times
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elsmaster · 14 hours ago
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elsmaster · 15 hours ago
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Have you ever had a pet with a “human” name?
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elsmaster · 20 hours ago
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few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again
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elsmaster · 20 hours ago
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Do you feel old, and like your face is now droopy and sad as opposed to what it was like in your twenties? Do you frequently suffer from "oh no I saw my reflection eww"? Do you often look at yourself and see your mother?
May I suggest:
wearing Ray-Bans
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elsmaster · 21 hours ago
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elsmaster · 2 days ago
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I love when they throw something on that’s mid as fuck at the gay club after several consecutive bangers to force you to chill out for a minute and drink some water
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elsmaster · 2 days ago
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elsmaster · 2 days ago
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A toxic trait of mine is that sometimes when dragon age is going on about how many people died in the Chantry explosion my first thought is "it was just Hightown"
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elsmaster · 2 days ago
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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient
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elsmaster · 2 days ago
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By the Power of Hades⚡🔥🍇
What is your favorite boon? I’m always the happies when I get Zeus or Dionysus!
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elsmaster · 2 days ago
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I kinda feel like Attempts to fill the Voids is my similarly special beloved child as Grand Days was in my BBC Sherlock days, because receiving kudos for it somehow makes me extra giddy. I know it's never going to be a popular favourite (just like Grand Days wasn't), but it's very important and perfect and beautiful, to me.
I was always suuuuuper salty about the fact that my stupid "POV Molly Hooper's cat" fic was my most popular Sherlock fic (until I wrote a John POV introspection stream-of-consciousness thing after S3, that somehow resonated with people) because I wrote it when I was sick, had a high fever and generally just wasn't at my best. Go figure.
Anyway, someone left kudos on Voids and I'll be riding this high for the rest of the day.
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elsmaster · 2 days ago
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As we all know, the protagonist in a Dragon Age game will at some point be betrayed by a mage in their party to some degree. It's inevitable. Of course it has to be the blood mage, right Anders?
I've drawn the chantry going boom once and I am not doing it again. Enjoy the reused background - I sure did.
Over at Patreon and redbubble we try to work smarter, not harder. It's not always successful, but we try.
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elsmaster · 2 days ago
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elsmaster · 3 days ago
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shoutout to every song by the amazing devil. gotta be one of my favourite genders
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elsmaster · 3 days ago
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FOR THE LAST TIME
👏 APOSTASY is the rejection of a faith after having professed it;
👏 HERESY is selective belief in only some of the tenets of a faith one professes, or belief in tenets contrary to those of a faith one professes;
👏 BLASPHEMY is derogation of the honour due to God.
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elsmaster · 3 days ago
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boy with no name (it's anders as a young apprentice in ferelden's circle and he's planning his 3rd escape attempt)
i have a lot of feelings about his name being an act of noncompliance which then serves to define his character. we never get his birth name and honestly that's sick as hell.
some pals are replaying the DA series and i've joined them (in the middle of da2 currently), you'll see more from me lmao
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