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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

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//If I had a nickel for every time there was a very gay closeup of Dawn and Koharu holding hands I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but Harold-

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Being arospec is HILARIOUS bc I gaslight myself into thinking I have a crush and then gaslight myself out of the crush and then gaslight myself about being bi and then straight and then gay and then aspec and then-

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Hello guys, I'm posting a fundraiser, our car got stolen and that was our biggest source of income, we also have spent all of our savings on buying it and the insurance won't cover the event so we probably have to buy a new one.

If you can spread this that'd be awesome, if you can donate even more and if you want a commission to support my dms are open.

I'll leave some examples of my work in case you're interested in commissioning me:

Thank you :)

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PokeGirls + First Losses

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what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

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Yeah so what was the AG eng dub on? /positive. THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM, tumblr REALLY does not want to post this. It kept crashing.

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IF THERE IS A POKEANI EP FOR THE AGES ITS THIS ONE MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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Hes so me

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Oh my god I thought I was done being pissed at the Noah Schnapp video, but Crutches&Spice who worked in marketing made a video and talked about how Noah’s statement wasn’t just written by a marketing firm, but seemingly had input from a zionist political organization. One of the key tells was Noah stuttering over Palestine, which most people noticed. It wasn’t a simple mistake—he corrected himself halfway through saying “friends from Palestine” to “friends from Palestinian backgrounds” because the goal was again to make sure not to affirm Palestine as a state.

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Here is a masterlist of every single genocidal statement made by the State of Israel, all appropriately quoted and sourced.

These statements cannot be retracted.

Quote from the Israeli State Minister of Agriculture and Development.

And yet, Zionists will tell you that “This is not a genocide, Hamas are using Palestinians as human shields!”

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TWINKLE TACKLE

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31st December 2023.

They still need more esims. Please refer to the website on how to purchase esims.

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