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Griseo causes chaos for one day with her paintings.
Oof. I can’t find an incorrect quote that fits that 😅
Do you have one to submit?
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Griseo: I've got a weapon, and I'm... admittedly VERY afraid to use it!
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Pardo: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Pardo: Lmao, @Hua.
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Griseo: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul!
Vill-V: Why is Kalpas's a monster?
Kalpas: Griseo, you forgot Vill-V's! Its only an empty space!
Griseo, proudly: Exactly.
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Kalpas: Get on my level!
Eden: Unfortunately, to "get on your level" I'd need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.
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50 posts!
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Kosma: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.
Griseo: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?
Kosma: *Takes away Griseo’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.
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Kosma, shakily: Please, just tell me what the book is about. The plot, please.
Mobius, reading an annotation on the cover of a book, unfazed: A subversive masterpiece. A deep and touching story. New York Times Bestseller.
Mobius, now looking directly at Kosma: Go fuck yourself.
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Kosma: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.
Griseo: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?
Kosma: *Takes away Griseo’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.
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Kalpas: Ooh, let me see! *Takes a piece of paper from Aponia*
Aponia: ...
Kalpas:
Kalpas: Oh wait, I can’t read.
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Kevin, trying to flirt with Su: I think both of our families suck.
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Mobius: Su? What are you doing here?
Su, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.
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Mobius: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.
Vill-V: Mobius, that’s gay.
Mobius: We’ve been dating for 2 years—
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Sakura: *running into the room* Mobius just said she doesn’t love me anymore!
Pardo: What?!
Mobius: *following her in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across the country just so you can punch Otto in the face.
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Vill-V: Uhh.. Kalpas just asked if we want to…
Vill-V: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”
Eden, not even looking up from her phone: He’s asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees.
Vill-V: Oh, that makes more sense.
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