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i unironically think that the resurgence of mustache culture has brought about a male slut era that is in many ways still in its infancy but is growing day by day. hemlines are getting shorter, chest hair is growing back, tops are cropped. gone are the dark, dark days when the sluttiest thing a man could do was roll up the sleeves of his button up office shirt. we are returning to the light of mustache rides and teeny tiny swim shorts. amen.

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I think we should have a second pride month in November for gay people who prefer cold weather

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just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother

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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

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one day i am going to grow wings

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this is kinda meh bc it was done quickly but oh well, more rook content yippiee

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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up

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Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

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youre not “bad at art” you just need to find a character to latch onto to where you draw them 1 million times and you improve dramatically

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sorry if this is controversial but if you’re rude to cashiers i think you should. idk. Explode

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people refuse to understand the concept of "this isn't important to me but i understand why it might be important to other people"