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I have so many inappropriate things to say about this man, and I will not apologize.

Welcome back to “what fucked up motherfucker” do i love now?

"you gave me your heart, now I'm here for your soul"

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I will do anything for this man :(

Caleb can do anything for mc 😔💗

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nothing is funnier to me than MC being a princess with Sylus because what do you mean he handed her a milk tea in the middle of a car chase

and she silently demanded a straw like they’re not actively being shot at - AND HE PUT THE STRAW IN FOR HER

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caleb gets cuteness aggression whenever he sees you

caleb tries and I mean he tries to take you seriously when you complain about him taking the last slice. but he won't ever admit that he does it just so to see you all riled up. the way your eyebrows furrow and face pouts while you try to lecture him is almost too adorable

caleb loves when you spent the day helping him build his new airplane model. he purposely picks a difficult design because he loves seeing your concentrated expression as your hold the pieces together, waiting for the glue to dry. and when you get frustrated, he just chuckles softly and holds it together with you

caleb needs to see you in clothes all the time. he almost gets offended when you sit down on his couch after a long day instead of immediately changing into his soft cotton shirt. he goes through his wardrobe once a month, looking for things he doesn't wear anymore just to see what he can add to your side of the closet. there's nothing like seeing you in your most vulnerable state, dressed in his clothes, thinking all mine

caleb loosens the jars in his house ever so slightly just so you can get the satisfaction of opening them yourself. you boast about how you don't need his help anymore because you're a strong hunter now. but he just looks at you lovingly, because he loves celebrating your victories

caleb adores watching you struggle not to fall asleep during late night movies. he doesnt say anything, just nudges you into his chest and strokes your arm until your breathing slows down. he feels like the luckiest person with you curled up against him, quietly counting your lashes as he pulls you in closer like his own plushie

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mama bird

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I am in this image and I do not like it.

these are my mutuals. they know who they are

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satoru gojo—the strongest sorcerer—is an absolute softie when it comes to his wife.

the man could kill everyone in japan if he wanted to, yet when you're around, he's as dangerous as a kitten.

and that confused everyone around him.

how was it that even a murmur of your name would make the famous gojo gush and drop everything to talk about you? he could be in the midst of fighting a curse, but if his phone buzzes and your name is on the screen? that curse might as well accept its fate or be prepared for him to be on call with you for the remainder of the fight.

"toru, are you busy?" "not at all, baby—" his words would be cut off as the curse he was fighting attempted to land a hit on him, and the call would only fill with the sound of crashes before you realized what was happening. "are you seriously in the middle of a mission!?" your question remained unanswered for a second before you heard satoru laugh, "i mean, i was, but did you need something? money? sweets? a photo of your handsome husband?" "SATORU!"

it's clear to everyone that gojo is in love with you. he wouldn't just take a bullet for you, but rather a whole nuclear bomb if needed. he's willing to risk everything for you—even his job.

if he's in a meeting and you call him, he's picking up the phone no matter how many dirty looks he gets. what are they going to do about it? he's the strongest, but with the way he acts around you, you'd think otherwise.

his students have noted that every time you come into his classroom, he'd grin like a high schooler in love. he practically has heart eyes that you can see through his blindfold.

"gojo-sensei?" yuji's voice rang out in the classroom, "yes, yuji?" gojo's tone was filled with boredom as the man was leaning back in his chair—feet on top of his desk while he lifted a finger to pull back his blindfold. yuji was seen with megumi and nobara, and all three of them were pointing at the door. where you, his lovely wife, stood with a bento box. "you forgot your lunch—" "MY WIFE!" the sound of gojo's chair hitting the floor echoed as you took a step back from the doorframe, yet your attempt to move out of the way was pointless as gojo barreled toward you with open arms. his arms wrapped around you in a tight hug, and you let out a quiet sigh as you held the bento box up. "is my beautiful wife here to visit her husband?" "i'm here to give you your lunch, toru." "MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE LOVES ME ENOUGH TO COME VISIT ME!" while gojo continued to ramble with you still in his arms, the three students watched the scene with narrowed eyes. "do you think she ever gets tired of him?" nobara asked bluntly, and yuji only shrugged. they continued to watch as gojo only hugged you tighter, and a soft smile appeared on your face as he continued to talk. "i don't think so..." yuji mumbled before turning his attention back to his phone, and the others did the same thing. except for gojo. because his attention was on you and you only.

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My current brainrot has been mc slowly getting more greedy and craving more of the finer things because of Sylus' influence.

And Sylus would love it. So much.

He would watch his frugal kitten who was shy about even asking for grocery money blossom into a woman who always wore the finest jewels and craving things just because she wants it.

She would make a joke about how he's tainted her, but he agrees with pride. The dormant, greedy dragon in his soul is beaming.

He did this. And God did he love it

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Returning to this world with you by my side is the greatest miracle that fate has given me-Caleb

a/n: cant believe they blocked out the kiss in his card </3

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I know he’s got a thing for legs 😌

P.S. Don’t try this in real life 🙅‍♀️stay focused when you’re driving

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THIS MAN 😩 never beating the loverboy allegations, oh my god..

ZERO hesitation in his actions–simply handing over to us the whole bowl of pomegranate seeds because we 'wanted to steal his power and wealth'.. ☹️

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Do you think I meant to write "stoopid" google docs. Do you think I meant to describe a character as "stoopid." Do you think that is what I meant to do

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Happy Children's Day! I shrunk him. 💖

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zooowee mama…

🚬🐟

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if only he could come out of the screen

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When he said he stole them, this is what i imagined 🧍‍♀️🌻

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I need to take such good care of Misa that she can't remember her own name let alone Light's ❤❤ move aside gayboy if you don't want her I'll take her

Ehehe, absolutely agree with this notion. I absolutely adore Misa and I believe that she deserves a lot better than Light Imagay. Don’t get me wrong, I adore Light, and I’d do a few things to Light since he fumbles fucking 10/10’s on a day to day basis.

As much as I wish I could be a 100% Light Apologist. I would drop kick him if I could. Haha!!