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Except you don't need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be "good".

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven't had any experience kissing someone they love, so they're obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

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Naffy aka Naffy Illustration (Japanese, based Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan) - Stay Warm, Mixed Media

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being the second child is so lame when your older brother has no fortunes to inherit or power to come into. all of my scheming younger brother tendencies are being completely wasted like it’s not even worth putting all my efforts into usurping him and taking his place as heir. it’s not even worth it

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congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

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do my mutuals want to go for a walk

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job hunt is soo annoying 🙄. im literally agreeing to swear undying fealty to you and your house until the last sun burns out of the sky-WHY do you want me to complete THREE ancient trials??? and all for four copper pieces an hour too...

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Wigs by Parisian hairdresser Madeleine Plaz modeled with original swimsuits, 1966

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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Mangrove trees are adapted to secrete excess salt from their leaves due to their high salinity environment.

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A person whose piss smells like fancy high-end perfume probably wouldn't just figure it out and start bottling it. They would go around perfume reviewing websites commenting about how every damn fragrance smells like piss.

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Here I am, standing in Mustafa Sa'eed's house in front of the iron door, the door of the rectangular room with the triangular roof and the green windows, the key in my pocket and my adversary inside with, doubtless, a tendish look of happiness on his face. I am the guardian, the lover, and the adversary.

I turned the key in the door, which opened without difficulty. I was met by dampness and an odour like that of an old memory. I know this smell: the smell of sandalwood and incense. I felt my way with my finger-tips along the walls and came up against a window pane. I threw open the window and the wooden shutters. I opened a second window and a third, but all that came in from outside was more darkness. I struck a match. The light exploded on my eyes and out of the darkness there emerged a frowning face with pursed lips that I knew but could not place. I moved towards it with hate in my heart. It was my adversary Mustafa Sa'eed. The face grew a neck, the neck two shoulders and a chest, then a trunk and two legs, and I found myself standing face to face with myself. This is not Mustafa Sa'eed - it's a picture of me frowning at my face from a mirror. Suddenly the picture disappeared and I sat in the darkness for I know not how long listening intently and hearing nothing.

season of migration to the north (tr. denys johnson-davies), tayeb salih

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You have 14 to 28 days 🫵🏻

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Someone saw that bird and loved it so much they had to put Beautiful in the name. Very good

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Beautiful Fruit Dove (Ptilinopus pulchellus), parents with chick, family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, endemic to New Guinea

photograph by Thomas Breuer

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I think the soy fish pouch might do well here

This is what happens in my brain when I'm on holiday. Just sat down and started knitting a little fish pouch looking like a soy fishy.

He currently hangs from our floor lamp and I love him. Every time I see him I'm instantly delighted.

Currently working on version 2 with duplicate stitched details instead of my bastardised intarsia knitting with awful tension. Do I know how to correctly do patterns in duplicate stitch? No, but I'll try it anyway.

Version 2 will become a little dice pouch for my partner, so I could make the opening more accurate ie smaller. Body shape is also much better already.