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I have this place! And I do these things! Except add cats! Def need cats! And it really is very nice, but its also kind of expensive! haha So look out for that!

i imagine getting my own place all the time and going down to the grocery store early in the morning before everyone else and to the coffee shop and having a really small place with wide windows and lots of plants and shelves of books and a tiny kitchen where i can make tea and noodles and a bed with a pile of blankets and just a place i can make uniquely my own or maybe a place i could share with someone but i just think about this place a lot idk

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new masculinity is john boyega, andy samberg, aziz ansari, john oliver, mcelroy brothers, spread the word

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Omg I know Adele wanted to scream

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My Homage to Nyan Cat

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You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

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Yes! I mean I guess I get it. But mostly just my dad’s best quality is that he is really funny. But like my mom is the only person on the planet who does not think he’s funny. She just thinks he’s stupid. But they seem to get along. So whatever. haha

Do you ever just think about what your mom saw in your dad cause you’ve known this man your entire life and you’re just not seeing any redeeming personality traits

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it occasionally occurs to me that pretty much all sj issues can be summed up as “don’t hurt people” with a sidenote of “you can hurt people on accident, but they’re still hurt so apologize and learn from it”

basically at the core of it, it’s similar to “if you bump into a stranger, apologize and try not to do it again”. And people not only debate it, but some go out of their way to bump into strangers and scream “Awww are you hurt?! are you crying!! did I upset you!!” as a weird hobby

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Getting paid for doing nothing seems like the dream until I’m at work doing nothing and getting paid.

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My mom said that today in church her pastor said in the sermon that Jesus told us to help the poor, and taking money away from public schools to give to charter schools only widens the gap between the rich and the poor.  She then added that Jesus spoke against adultery and lust and would not have approved of bragging about sexually assaulting women.  According to my mom, people got up and walked out.

The pastor also started the sermon by noting that she’d heard of another minister who read the entirety of the Sermon on the Mount at the pulpit, to be told by the so-called Christian parishioners after the service that it was offensive and they didn’t agree.

The Sermon on the Mount is straight up the words of Jesus.

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This is probably not helpful to the point of this video, but before I even played the audio or saw any graphics, I somehow knew these kids were British. What’s up with that/me? 

the kids are alright.

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There was this guy at my college who was really good at stuff and everyone called him Jesus cause he could do everything. And my name is Mary. So I thought it would be really funny to be “married” on Facebook. Cause I’m Mary and who doesn’t want to be married to Jesus on Facebook, IDK, it made more sense at the time. IT WAS JUST A JOKE!

But then, oh yeah, we ended up DATING FOR A YEAR AND A HALF. 

HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

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Farting Farthing

So, the other day I read something online about a penny farthing but I read it at first as penny FARTing. So of course I giggled for a bit. I'm also currently learning more about motion graphics and animation and stuff, so I couldn't help myself but create this true work of art. #ThisIs30

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Just because two people don’t wind up spending their entire lives together doesn’t mean their relationship was a failure.

Ted Michael, Crash Test Love (via thequotejournals)

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I have had this on my mind for days, someone please help:

Why are dogs dogs?

I mean, how do we see a pug and then a husky and understand that both are dogs? I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen a picture of a breed of dog I hadn’t seen before and wondered what animal it was.