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Halbarry Week - Day 1: Flirting

The week starts off with their first meeting and Hal being a silly flirt.

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“You’re not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.”

❝rick and morty❞ ask meme | Accepting 

   He came in quick, a motion Hal had been used to by now. The wind blowing his hair a bit out of place from Barry coming to halt in front of him. ❝You? A mistake? I don’t believe it, ❞ his sarcasm dripping just a little, still, he grinned hoping it would amuse his buddy. ❝What happened?❞

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“I hate to break it to you, but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.”

❝rick and morty❞ ask meme | Accepting 

     ❝ I’m pretty sure we call that a one night stand. ❞

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❝rick and morty❞ ask meme

“Oh yeah, shame me. At least when I’m disgusting it’s on purpose.”

“If you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.”

“I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation.”

“I’ve got a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant.”

“I’ve got an emo streak. It’s part of what makes me so rad.”

“What kind of business do you do in a garage? Y'know, this seems a little shady.”

“Wow. That is a really intense line of questioning.”

“I hate to break it to you, but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.”

“I have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn’t matter. I just love killin’.”

“You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable.”

“I’m not looking for judgement, just a yes or no.”

“Well, then get your shit together! Get it all together, and put it in a backpack - all your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, y’know? Take it to the shit store and sell it. Or put it in the shit museum, I don’t care what you do! You just gotta get it together.”

“You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white.. uh-uhh.. guilt.. white-guilt, milquetoast.. piece of human garbage.”

“What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer? The answer is: don’t think about it.”

“Fuck you? No, no, no, no, no, fuck me!”

“My new catchphrase is ‘I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!'”

“You’re like Hitler.. but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something.”

“You’re not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.”

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   Guess who’s back, back back! Back again~! Do you like planes?   What about flying? Space? Aliens??? OH BOOIII. What about light   up trash cans? Cuz I’ve got a muse for you! Join Hal on his misadventure’s   of protecting sector 2814? Give us a follow if you’d like to interact with Green    Lantern we promise free plane rides and a maybe a construct of your favorite   balloon animal. 

  P.S. Tell Batman he’s back.  

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🌼 college au doodle dump 🌼

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   Guess who’s back, back back! Back again~! Do you like planes?   What about flying? Space? Aliens??? OH BOOIII. What about light   up trash cans? Cuz I’ve got a muse for you! Join Hal on his misadventure’s   of protecting sector 2814? Give us a follow if you’d like to interact with Green    Lantern we promise free plane rides and a maybe a construct of your favorite   balloon animal. 

  P.S. Tell Batman he’s back.  

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I found Hal guys. It's him. He's real.

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i think this parallel is so beautiful 

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The Brave and The Bold

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has this been done already….

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 the only thing in this episode that matters 

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Hal Jordan Barry Allen

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if that’s the case, then bring it on. i’m fully charged and ready for anything.

harley’s little black book #2

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Then and Now-ish - Hal Jordan

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BREAKING: HAL JORDAN & JOHN STEWART both confirmed in GREEN LANTERN CORPS Movie Concept Art!

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welcome home, hal. ( green lantern #47 )