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Both mccree's look ok to me. The bottom one just looks cuter. Maybe I'm just used to Disney movies but cute-ish cartoon guys don't bother me.
Also, how does thin lips and less eyeliner translate to looking older?
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if ashe looked a bit more like her age + even remotely similar to mccree’s style in the reunion short
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How to grow more confident about your fanfic:
1. Remember that you didn’t alter real life war poems to relate to the family tree of Knuckles the Echidna in an official licensed comic series.
2. That’s it. Your confidence has boosted already.
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Wasn't a radfem. Was a "hellgender" tucute who was in her 30s and thought Jeffrey Dahmer's ghost was her gay husband. Guess you could call her an "intersectional" radical feminist or something but I feel like that doesn't matter next to the ghost husbandos lol
Leftist hate mail is so much more boring then alt right hate mail. Like “kill yourself” vs “listen here you low iq, tradthot, coal burning, roastie cunt”
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Ive had like 20 pornbots follow me ever since staff promised us they were making this a kid friendly website
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i learned that in the Spiderman comic ‘Spider-Man: Reign’, Mary Jane dies due to exposure to Spiderman’s radioactive sperm.
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Mary Jane Watson-Parker died of cancer brought on by exposure to Peter’s radioactive semen during intercourse over the years.
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this was an hour well spent
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Honestly I hate to say it but I feel Tucker Carlson right now. I'd be mad too if some smug foreigner talked down to me for being American and accused me of being a part of some evil conspiracy instead of what I really am - a guy with his own views who also works for a business.
I was actually expecting this historian to own him but instead, he just sounds like an asshole who's smug that he successfully irritated someone.
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Rutger Bregman is the Dutch historian who became a global sensation after an appearance at this year’s Davos summit, where he accused attending billionaires of ignoring taxation. Now he has created another viral moment in an extremely uncomfortable interview with Fox News’s Tucker Carlson.
Bregman so riled Carson with his accusations of hypocrisy, critiques of Fox’s conservative agenda, and attacks on Donald Trump that the TV host called him a “moron” and angrily told him: “Go fuck yourself.”
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Lot more people around the world are going to watch this now than if it actually aired. Speaking truth to power is the best viral content!
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Here we go again…
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mutherfucking chainmail brush
How to make a super awesome easy cheating chainmail brush for photoshop or any program that lets u make brushes
step one
draw a fucking loop
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take ur loop. go to edit > define brush preset (or whatever u use to make brushes idk man i use photoshop)
bam. now u got a brush. 
but it does this shit.
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and we don’t want it to do that shit. 
so what u gotta do is
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go to ur lil brush widget thingy 
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(this guy)
and he;ll take u to this sweet toolbox menu thingy
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and then all u gotta do is fuck around with the spacing until it looks vaguely chain linky
and then u can do sweet arts like this
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this tutorial has been brought to u by sleep deprivation
dont do art kids
now go forth and create beautiful chainmail without bawling you r eyes out as u singlHANDDLY draw every single fucking loop
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