emergencycatboy

[emergencycatboy]

its storming at night and im naked in bed which is pretty awesome but lightning just struck right outside the house and it was really loud fuck this

[emergencycatboy]

i had a dream that every post on this blog changed to being uncommentated gameplay of shitty nintendo ds games. thought you should know. just in case you were planning to pivot thataways.

i dont have a ds capture card to complete this joke but if i did i would put like 30 seconds of wreck it ralph gameplay on this post

[emergencycatboy]

i really want to be the guy at the halloween party wearing just some mummy wrappings with nothing else but i dont lead the kind of lifestyle to ever be able to go to a party nor do i actually think anyone does this in real life without getting mauled

[emergencycatboy]

person who wears thin white shirts or loose sweaters every day because theres a person who they catch looking at them from time to time probably not even significantly more than if it were random and they want to find out of wearing clothes that can occasionally be seen through at the right angle and lighting will make that person look at them more. yeah, im one of the few gifted thinkers capable of imagining this sort of thing

[emergencycatboy]

any picture of someone naked can be enhanced a lot by having their discarded pile of clothes in frame

[emergencycatboy]

hey sorry i have to stay at your place because a massive limestone slab fell on my car and also it started raining polluted gunk and a toyota corolla splashed mud water at us at 100mph. were going to have to take a bath right. well were both so tired i think for efficiencys sake we should bathe at the same time right or no

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pretty much all of the crazy pictures ive ever taken on here that i delete are actually just privated and anyone with the post url can see them so like eventually i can build up enough of them that ppl can dm me and ill give them a random private post like a bowl of scary candy. i could also be posting full nudes straight to priv and none of you could know

[emergencycatboy]

i always bring my lamp with me wherever i go

[emergencycatboy]

when someone says they "watch" porn thats an instant letter grade down because literally all of them motion pictures are gross

[emergencycatboy]

not many people understand that a real catboys catlike traits are not always outwardly expressed. im a totally normal guy until you pet me on the head or go pspsps to get my attention, both things that are socially not acceptable to do so it doesnt come up often. but rest assured i would act predictably in those situations

[emergencycatboy]

you should post a picture and youre nnot,. wearing clothes

i love this ask its so cute that im considering it. well i have ideas

[emergencycatboy]

if you were wondering i look like the cemetery shade when i have no clothes on

thats not a picture of me but this one is

[emergencycatboy]

just one of my abilities

[emergencycatboy]

my thoughts on this have led to the ideal scenario of streaming on a platform such that you are not expected to be a product for a porn website, but if you wanna do a stream where every time you lose a match on pl_upward you have to take off an article of clothing and carry that out to its conclusion, you can just do that. or you can just play a game with no webcam sometimes or anything inbetween. dont think of it as me having horny fantasies about getting to strip in front of a bunch of online strangers because arbitrary rules imade up said so. think of it as performance art. the stream turns on and you dont know what to expect. you hope its a horny stream because youre a pervert but i ban you if you are weird about it. i mean one bans you

a couple months ago i ended up on a like porn stream website via unknown means and i saw this guy who was literally just talking and bantering with chat about his normal life and like how his dog was sick or something but he was shirtless and there were like obligatory crowdsourced tip goals to get him to take off clothes and stuff along those lines. and well besides the presumed obligations of the website hosting that sort of thing , i really think thats the best way to do it

[emergencycatboy]

a couple months ago i ended up on a like porn stream website via unknown means and i saw this guy who was literally just talking and bantering with chat about his normal life and like how his dog was sick or something but he was shirtless and there were like obligatory crowdsourced tip goals to get him to take off clothes and stuff along those lines. and well besides the presumed obligations of the website hosting that sort of thing , i really think thats the best way to do it

[emergencycatboy]

always wear big encompassing clothes or the same jacket every day so that you can get way more naked than most people could ever hope to be. as much as i like tank tops and shorts anf all that its like the intj guy. i have already formulated your naked form in my head. thats like a normal though to be having too so dont even sweat it. im eating 2 bananas in bed for dinner, with a fork because im not a pervert. *looks around for cobwebs*

[emergencycatboy]

do crazy on me