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you cant kill yourself every day is an opportunity to make a femboy puke on your fingers

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How to vomit safely

Here, I'm going to talk about how to vomit safely, a simple list of advice that I wish I had a long while ago. Even if you don't need this, please reblog, as I want more people to be educated on this. If I missed anything, got anything wrong, or you have any questions, please do dm, comment, ask, whatever.

One of the most important things- Space out your vomiting, let your body take a break! Don't throw up too often, it's terrible for you. It doesn't make it okay that you're doing it for pleasure instead of an eating disorder. It doesn't make it okay that you don't feel it hurting you. It doesn't make it okay that you're doing it as safe as possible. Those were some things I told myself when I was somewhat addicted to puking, but it still doesn't make it okay to do it often. Vomiting too frequently can result in tooth decay, weakening of the esophageal sphincter, acid reflux, and increased risk of cancer to name a few. My new years resolution was to make myself throw up less than once a month. Find something that works for you and lets your body rest.

Prep for vomiting. Wash your hands. Seriously. They will be going in your mouth. That's where you put food, so if there's anything on them you wouldn't be comfortable eating, wash them again. Eat a good sized meal so you have something to throw up, and know that if you do it in advance, the vomit will be a bit smoother and more digested. Immediately before vomiting, drink a lot of water to help it come up, and I mean like two or three average plastic bottles worth. Don't eat anything dark or red like pasta sauce or a smoothie before vomiting, as it's important to see if there's any blood in the vomit so you can stop before pushing yourself even more. Don't forget you can always drink more water while vomiting, so don't push yourself to get all those stubborn, painful chunks up at the end.

There are several methods to vomit, so I'll go through each. First is using your fingers. Start by washing your hands, as previously mentioned, and of course, position yourself over where you wish to vomit. Put one or two fingers in your mouth and gently massage the back of your throat. Don't do it as fast and hard as the people you see online if you're just starting out, get used to what makes you gag first, it's sensitive back there, after all. And watch out for your fingernails. Obviously, if you're touching yourself as you do this, wash your hands in between or use different hands.

Stuffing. I wouldn't recommend stuffing with food, at least not until you've gotten good at it, because it is harder to force up and you don't want to risk damage to the stomach. I would, however, suggest stuffing with water. Simply have a big meal, then drink cup after cup of water until you're nauseous and ready to burst, then let yourself vomit. One of the best ways to vomit naturally.

Homemade emetics. NEVER use homemade emetics. Some of the ones I see suggested online are salt water and baking soda water. The reasons these work to make you vomit is because your body's salt levels spike, leading you to vomit to force it out. It is important to note that your body will not vomit unless it considers the issue dangerous, and even if it does, it can't get all the salt out. This can leave you horribly dehydrated and, if bad enough, even hospitalized. Think of it this way, the vomit response is in place to get rid of anything poisonous, so don't eat poisonous things to try to vomit. There's also homemade emetics of gross things such as mustard water, and that may not be dangerous, but your puke will taste gross, so why would you even do that?

After vomiting, rinse your mouth with water. Don't brush your teeth, apparently it's not good for them. Drink water. You will be dehydrated after puking, even if you drank water before. If your appetite isn't gone, eat a snack or small meal. If you know in advance that you won't have an appetite, try to stop puking early to leave some food in your stomach.

Another option to vomit is store bought emetics. Being honest, I know nothing of store bought emetics or their safety, so instead, I'll talk about where to learn. Don't trust Google, that's the place that will tell you salt water is safe. Talk to your doctor. They will not judge you for your kink and will try their best to educate you (better than I can) and make it as safe as possible. But, I know, it can be difficult to talk to your doctor sometimes, so if you're nervous, find an online doctor instead, even a social media based one. A reputable one, as any professional doctor will educate instead of shaming. If that still isn't an option for you, you can send asks or dms to emeto blogs. Although they may not be professional, they may have information you need.

Anyway, I know this got long, but again, message me with anything. I want this to be the post I wish I had when I was starting.

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alternate emeto ver. of my last post since i’m dealing with a stomach bug and have been puking w a fever since last night:

purposefully give me food that will upset my already super sensitive tummy cuz “puppy needs to eat and rehydrate, right? you lost a lot of fluids darling…” rub my tummy, your touches innocent and gentle before pressing down hard, feel it churn and toss under the weight of your hand as all the food and medicine you just gave me rises up my throat and onto the bed- your free hand drifting down to rub my feverish cunt as i lay in my own sick, too tired and fuzzy to even move T^T

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Oops....had a bit more in me than expected.

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Something wasn't agreeing with me and I needed to get it out

I had just eaten a meal but after a while I felt that I needed to vomit so I went and got ready by the toilet. I vomited a good bit here, needed to help myself out a few times throughout so I could keep going. Right after I cleaned up I felt more coming and got to the toilet quick to let a little more out.

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old video repost, puking grapes and ?? into a bowl :3 the autovom at the end is def my fav part

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like burping? puking? uncontrollable pissing? i’ve got a 6 minute video for $60 that has all three. DMs and asks are open!

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Holiday sick tummy part 2... Had this in my drafts when I thought I posted it a couple days ago. I threw up a second time later that night.

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first time throwing up naturally in about six years!! i really dont know why i suddenly woke up extremely nauseous, but i did, and god 😭 it didnt take long for me to realize i needed to get moving

i gagged on my way to the bathroom, and i started puking almost as soon as i got my phone out to record lol it was sooo bitter coming up omg

it’s been like 15 minutes and i still have a chunk stuck in the back of my throat ;-;

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IRL EMETO STORY

I'm nauseous and trying to override emetophobia with emetophilia so STORYTIME (nsfw again)

I recently visited the friend (🐛) I made a post about back in August--the one who knows about my kink and casually mentioned during our lake makeout session that they thought it'd be hot if when they got sick they knew someone was getting off on it...

Anyways, a few weeks ago I flew out to see them and we went to a party together. We looked so good together and spent the night socializing with people then finding each other again and kissing and dancing and ugh it was so hot! I love when people are as touchy as I am. At one point we were kissing on the dance floor and they grabbed my hand and led me to a tiny locked room with a beanbag that they pulled me onto. We were making out with a hungry intensity. Me on top, my thigh pushed between their legs, their hands lifting my dress and squeezing my ass. A key turned in the lock and someone walked in so we had to pause lol. When the person left they said "hey I'm sorry but I really need some water"

We went into the kitchen to get some. They were sipping it really gingerly and I was like oh shit... they're nauseous. I asked how they were doing and they said "is it better or worse if I say I'm nauseated?" And I said "oh sweetie, it's me, I already figured that out." I asked if they wanted to go home but they said it wasn't bad and wanted to stay and keep hanging out. So we did. We kept talking and socializing. We were across a counter from people so I stood behind them and gently lifted their button up to put my hand on their stomach where no one could see. They kept talking and laughing but I could tell they weren't feeling well. Little burps and tiny winces. After a bit of pushing through they turned to me and said "I need to make myself throw up. Wanna come?"

!!!!!!!!!

So I went with them!! I brought a glass of water and had them drink some because I know that can make getting sick easier and less unpleasant. Then, I knelt and rubbed their back and told them they were doing so good and would feel much better soon while they made themself puke three times. When they stood up they looked kinda distressed and apologized for getting drunker than they'd meant to and said they were worried they'd ruined the night (they know I have trauma with substance abuse and are always really sensitive about it). I said "well I'm not sorry" and took their hand and slid it up my skirt so they could feel how dripping wet I was. We kissed leaning against the stall door. Then, they rinsed their mouth with the remaining water, washed their hands, and we went out for ice cream 🎉

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Reminder for my fellow emetophiles to remember physical safety and care when indulging in kink irl!

The “normal” or “healthy” frequency to vomit is zero (0) times. Like not vomiting ever is the standard. Repetitive vomiting, even outside EDs, has the same, very real, physical ramifications as disordered habits. It can still damage your throat, teeth, and health. Please take care of yourself and take long breaks if you notice anything off or if you notice your mental health deteriorating.

Stay sexy and safe! You’ll be able to indulge for longer!

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God ok so I got sick in front of my girlfriend for the first time recently. And let me tell you that girl knows how to make me horny. Anyway — i drove down to see her for the weekendq and of course while i was in town we had to go out to bars with her and her friends.

So we were all sitting around a table and j def didn’t need any more to drink. My girlfriend is sitting next to me, and i guess i went a little green around the gills because the next thing i know she whispers in my ear. “Baby i think you need to throw up,” Jaw. Drops. I’m crossing my legs bc goddamn?? I don’t think she’s into this but it sure does feel like it with the way her hand had snaked around to kind of cup my belly a little bit. So next thing i know she’s grabbing my hand and telling her friends we were gonna go to the bathroom. (Of course they thought for other reasons)

She lead me through the crowd, at this rate i’m pretty fucking nauseous. Salivating and shaking like crazy. She helped me get to my knees and i keep retching and gagging but i can’t get anything up even though i was so nauseous the room felt like it was spinning. Next thing i know she’s real close to me and she says “Aw babe you’re shaking. Do you need help?” MY GOD. OH. OH MY GOD?? i nodded and i’m thinking she’s gonna make me drink some water or talk about something gross. But i was so very wrong (in the best way). She takes her hand and snakes it up around my body up to my lips and just says “I gotcha, just let me help you” and gags me. Her other hand is holding me by my chest leaning me over even though i could definitely aim myself. It didn’t take much but suddenly i’m losing all my drinks in these huge watery gushes. i tend to moan and whimper and i could just feel her behind me, digging her thumbs into my lower back massaging because she knows that comforts me. She kept on encouraging me and being so sweet and i was just so ready for her to get me home and well…you know.

i was really struggling at the end and she could tell i’m sure because as soon as im on those last few waves she said “good girl, get it all up for me”

In a weird way it made me think she might be into it too but she always talks about how she hates throwing up …but the way she gagged me and kept helping me along says otherwise. Anyway. We won’t see eachother for another 3 weeks and i’m being evil and making all these plans to get trashed just to hear her say those things to me again. Just needed to share. sorry it’s long!! <3

hhhhhhh oh my god anon don’t apologize this was amazing, id give anything to have an experience like this frfr you lucky duck!! thank you for sharing!! def will be re-reading this….

also in my opinion your gf is totally into it. personally i went from being pretty emetophobic to becoming an emetophile, so pretty much everyone in my life knows that i hate vomit and i hate to vomit. it’s kinda my go-to when i meet new people to pretend like i still hate it. it’s possible your gf has a similar situation. the way she told you instead of asking you and also gagging you herself are the main indicators to me i think lol. i think it’s totally worth having a conversation about with her about your own kink at some point and see if she opens up too… because that would be absolutely incredible for you dawg 😭😭

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Puking right after you drank something and it comes up tasting just like it did going down. Mmmmhhhfuck that is top tier.

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i think the most romantic thing someone could do for me is stick their fingers down my throat and make me puke all over myself

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From the other day ♡ I had thought that this audio didn't save after I recorded it, which was such a waste of a really nauseous puke ... but I just found it in my files ♡

I've been having an issue recently with motion sickness because of a medication I'm taking ... I finally puked while driving because of it ♡ I could feel my tummy getting really upset while I was driving and my burps got more and more wet and uncomfortable ... I was wearing tight pants that were already uncomfortable when I was sitting, but my bloated belly made them even tighter, I thought rubbing it a little while I was driving would help, but no ... I almost puked in my lap, but luckily I was able to pull into a parking lot, quickly empty a grocery bag and puke into it to give my belly some relief ♡ I was there for a good while ... the smell of it was making me nauseous, so when I felt like I was finished puking, I had to open the car door and dump my puke out onto the pavement ... I spent some time after laying down in my car seat and burping some nausea away but I puked up a tiny bit in my mouth and into my lap ... and I saw the barf splatter on the ground as I drove away ...

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Had the place to myself so I chugged a bunch of blue dyed water with some flavoring in it. Started feeling dizzy while in a discord call, and had to cut off someone's explanation to deal with the growing nausea. I was hoping it'd come up on it's own, but it didn't, so I had to use my fingers. It hurt a bit coming up just because of how quickly the water came out. There was SO MUCH I'm so glad I did it into the toilet because emptying a bucket would've been.... Quite uncomfortable. I was a bit annoyed none of the solid stuff I ate came up. I think next time I'm going to eat, purge until I'm about 1/3 capacity, chug some water, then puke some more until I'm back down around 1/3. That way I get the experience without the pain of going until I'm completely empty. And the relief after? hoooh boy. I don't think I actually came, but I felt that post-nut clarity LMAO

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ate too much, and got indigestion while visiting my parents for the wekeend (home cooking and an incredible red wine!).

i rarely puke, and i don’t like using my fingers too much, so i drank warm water until i was nauseous, then a quick touch to get it going and… there we are.

didn’t feel much better after right away after this, and found myself burping up acid for a couple hours, but woke up refreshed!