eminent-domain-first-mate

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

Right, I'll run tests myself... if its bad, we're moving to bottled water.

Woodward got fucking laced? Shit. First mate, assuming captain position. All captain questions, tasks, and concerns, redirect to me. Do you copy?

And if you find whoever did this, throw them overboard. If its that damned plushie, lock it in a safe THEN throw it overboard.

Giy ihg

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

Did you fuck around with the water supply?

Woodward got fucking laced? Shit. First mate, assuming captain position. All captain questions, tasks, and concerns, redirect to me. Do you copy?

And if you find whoever did this, throw them overboard. If its that damned plushie, lock it in a safe THEN throw it overboard.

Giy ihg

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

Hey, remember me? I’m the guy who asked about job openings a while ago. I’m actually going to be flying the onboard heli from now on!

Callsign’s Altair! It’s great to be here.

ooc: this is the most enthusiastic I’ve ever made Altair and I’m very happy for him, bro just needed out of the pirates and look how he shines!

Good to have you on board, Altair! Just note, if you see a Crimson plushie anywhere, lock it into something immediately, don't let it escape, and report to me or Woodward when you caught him.

Other than that, glad to have you serving with us, hope you enjoy your time served onboard!

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

No, it isn't. Good day Stardust... sorry you had to walk in to this, he got laced with something and I'm taking the captain role until he recovers. How may I help.

Also don't worry, we're gonna take care of whoever did this...

crimplushie srcibbled with boardpen on yo face

*still unconscious*

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

WHAT? Well, shit! Get that fixed, I'm finding that fucking plushie. If you see any god-damned C1 plushie, bring it to me, immediately.

Hear what? Maybe that Crimson plushie is back.

@therealcaptainwoodward CAPTAIN THE REC ROOM FLOODED, A PIPE BURST!

Well, i guess the swimming pool is bigger now?

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

Crimplushie was brought into your room with you, he happily jumped on the bed

[This is the same guy who dropped nukes on your capital]

Right... I'm going to leave you here for a few moments, I got work to do... don't break anything or you're getting locked in the safe and I'm NOT letting you out.

[She leaves, sighing and locking the door behind her.]

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

You opened the save after securing Crimplushie for quite a long time.

The plushie looked at the woman from below and making an innocent face.

[She sighs.]

Why am I being nice to a bloody plushie...?

[She picks up the plushie, putting it on top of the safe.]

Right, troublemaker, I'm willing to grant you freedom or I'm going to send you back on land. However, I'm keeping you only in my room for a day or two to make sure that you are to be trusted. Break anything precious and you're going back in there. Do you understand?

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

Ew... French.

We all love Frost in this household. Despite never drawing her.

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

Crimplushie looked at the tall woman with innocent eyes after spilling all the shells on the deck.

":3"

[She was clearly frustrated at the plushie, testing her patience. She picks it up.]

Right, what the hell do you want? Seriously. Im close to sending you to a Federation cruiser via torpedo so don't fucking anger me.

Well... @eminent-domain-crewblog, may you please assist in the securing of unsecured ordinance up on deck? I'm going to go secure this thing amd I'll be with you shortly.

[She goes below decks and locks the plushie into an empty secure safe, no way to get out from the inside.]

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

Hey, are you guys… hiring? I’m kind of getting sick of being a pirate.

In fact, we are. However, I'm not the one in charge of hiring. Talk to @eminent-domain-crewblog to get through to hiring.

Thank you for considering the Eminent Domain, I wish you the best in the application process.

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

The sailors' hats were stolen by Evil Plushie, who put them all on his head.

[She grabs the plushie by whatever throat it had and lifts it up, shaking the hats it has on it off of the plushie.]

What the hell do you you want? I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

how many feds does it take to screw in a lightboub

I'm curious to see where this goes. How many, anon?

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

You're a joke, skill issue, suck it.

damn Crimson 1 everytime I look at you I swear to god crimson 1 you got that poster boy feet you got that poster boy body you got that Crimson 1 long arms fingers 'n shit flat feet big di- (dimples)

<< What the fuck did you just say to me? >>

<< AWACS, I need to file another restraining order. >>

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

C1 fighting C1 to the death is something I'd pay to see.

damn Crimson 1 everytime I look at you I swear to god crimson 1 you got that poster boy feet you got that poster boy body you got that Crimson 1 long arms fingers 'n shit flat feet big di- (dimples)

<< What the fuck did you just say to me? >>

<< AWACS, I need to file another restraining order. >>

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

No problem, glad to have you on board! Without you, the Eminent Domain would've been underwater so... it's the least we could do to repay the favour.

Hope that the Eminent Domain and the 3 meals a day are to your liking, Monarch. Decided to sneak in some fruit gummies you like for your next few meals with us here.

Thank you.

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

Thank god that taxes aren't my responsibility. I run the ship's daily functions, not pay taxes. Good luck Woodward.

Crewmates, how are things going in general? Not much going on these past few days myself.

Well we’re doing quite fine, One of Sicario’s boys is with us, but, Terry did leave, also Kasier got us a flying wooden ship which has been fun!

[eminent-domain-first-mate]

Well, that's good, wooden ships are much easier to replace than the Eminent Domain... but yeah, I know. I've not been up to too much myself... other than what you can see on this site. It's been fun.

Crewmates, how are things going in general? Not much going on these past few days myself.

Well we’re doing quite fine, One of Sicario’s boys is with us, but, Terry did leave, also Kasier got us a flying wooden ship which has been fun!