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Legit Just read a story about a boy who had a blanket so soft and fluffy it turned him on and it became his unwashed cum blanket for 3 years
what are you doing rn

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May all of you have your bills paid on time and have money left over to spend on you
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See no one is understanding that every little interaction is making me want to hurl today.
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“hey someone told me your tumblr ur-“
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emma watson: gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
emma watson: spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
emma watson: manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
emma watson: gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
emma watson: overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
emma watson: completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
emma watson: delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
emma watson: is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
emma watson: is also ridiculously hot
emma watson: is perfect human
crusty men living in their parents basements: shit
crusty men living in their parents basements: i feel so threatened rn
crusty men living in their parents basements: let's leak her nudes
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It has got to the point that my glasses are no longer to keep the strain off my eyes, but they are worn to hide the tired in my eyes and to warp the look my eyes have when I have been crying.
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current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor
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