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streamer!kozume kenma x wife!reader

notes: fluff + crack, this is 100% taken from a kenz & kydae moment i think about regularly, lowercase intended, married, brainrot, food mention, can be read as a stand alone but i have a part one and two to this series!!!

it was finally the day kenma hit his subscriber goal on twitch which was “ xx subs for cooking stream w the wife” so when time came, he made sure to clear the background for anything that might put you two’s safety at risk. he already asked you beforehand if you wanted to do this in the first place and what time you wanted to. he stated sternly that if you wanted to back out— even if it was in the middle of the stream and he was mixing ingredients for something— the second you felt uncomfortable, he’d stop the stream. his priority is always you.

you were very much a cook unlike your husband who’s somehow burnt hot chocolate before, so you decided on what to make! “szechuan beef with white rice sound good?” you say, looking up recipes. “anything you want.”

you put kenma in charge of the rice whilst prepping the meat. anytime you’d have to turn your back to the camera, kenma always lingered right behind you, draping his arm on your hip whenever he could.

once the rice was cooked, you pulled your sleeves down to cover your hands as makeshift mittens to hold the rice container. you tilted the bowl for the camera to capture. “rice looks nice and fluffy.. so ken can cook good rice at least!” you tease, laughing softly. “y/n is that not hot?” kenma says with a raised eyebrow, watching the steam coming off the top. “it’s not that hot, i can hold it.”

“A-ahh BRO! y/n that’s h-HOT-!! WE HAVE MITTENS, LET ME HOLD IT! YOUR HANDS ARE GONNA BURN!!!” “kozu, it’s fine, i’m literally holding it.” “What do you mean?! Owsssshttt.. I LITERALLT HAVE THE MITTENS ON AND I CAN STILL FEEL IT!” in the end, kenma put the rice on a heat resistant mat and he ran your hands through some cold water. the live chat was racing with comments.

steinogfineshyt: bro doesn’t understand the ‘cooking hands’

bxngchnz: did he call his wife bro????

souleaterpeak: KENMA LOOKS SO STUPID WITH MITTENS IM FRYINGGGG

kaikamalhuening: kenma valid crashout

alhaithamkisser: y/n +134340 aura, kenma -12700 aura

levimalewife: that was so sigma alpha male of y/n

mammonscreditcard: does y/n need a wife

kkumacoups: blah blah blah proper name place name backstory stuff ahh kenma bro 😭😭

shokoscigarette: y/n i love you please don’t die

“my wife is mine to love and she will never die.” kenma scoffed at the screen before turning back to you, just completely enamored, like it was his first time ever laying his eyes on you again.

notes: HELLO THANK YOUR FOR 2.1K NOTES + 100 FOLLOWES WHAT?! (ᯅ̈ )erm guys im just a girl who’s insanely brainrotted pls don’t expect so much but im soso grateful for all the support (ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀) !!!!this will probably be a pending series from here as i give up on things in three (3) seconds lawl ALSO PLS TRY SZECHUAN BEEF IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY ITS SO BOMB

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timeskip!kozume kenma x fem!reader

notes: smau + written, fluff + crack, specific to streamer!kenma, established relationship, shōyō + kuroo + lev mentioned, lowercase intended, can be read as a stand-alone but pls if you have the time check out the first part!

link to part one and three of my short kenma series!

kenma’s a little shit head that LOVES to fuck with his fanbase and drop these thumbnails just for the clickbait … even now when the two of you are married, he still messes around.

the comments from other haikyuu chars as follows: (too lazy to make up kewl usernames… i apologize ˙Ⱉ˙)

shōyō: OHEMGEE! Miss you two 😊!

-> y/n: how could you forget my baby 🥀

-> shōyō: I MISS YOU THREE!! I’LL BRING HER CAT FOOD NEXT TIME I COME OVER!!!

kuroo: STOP WITH THE THUMBNAILS IM RIPPIN’ OUT MY HAIR

-> kodzukenzsc: fyi our souls r actually stitched together so it’s impossible to happen

-> kuroo: i hope y/n wakes up, realizes how insane you are, and actually breaks up with you

-> y/n: yet you begged me to talk to him in middle school cos you were sick of him talking about me :P

y/n: i love you ken

-> kodzukenzsc: hi i have a crush on you please date me i want to kiss you i love you so much let’s get married

-> lev: I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE ALREADY DATING???

lev: YOU BROKE UP??? WHAT???

his most popular video on his youtube channel is titled, “accidentally queued into a RANKED VALO GAME with EX GIRLFRIEND.” the video was actually you playing on his valorant account which dropped him from from immortal 2 to ascendent 3… he still couldn’t be mad at you!

a/n: HELLO I’M SO THANKFUL FOR THE LOVE ON THE FIRST PART?! genuinely i’m so shocked, i’m very new to the writing community (this is litch my 5th post) i did NOT expect people to love it so much!! cooking(heh) up a part three, which will be posted pretty soon!!!

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fushiguro megumi x fem!reader

notes: established relationship, lowercase implied, fluff & crack, reader is just a silly girl, megumi is whipped for his girlfriend, suggestive for like 3 seconds (just kissing), papa!gojo implied

“hi pookilicious,” you hum, batting your eyelashes at the raven haired boy. “never call me that again.” “you don’t think it’s cute? i like it.” megumi feels a headache incoming as he pulls you into his dorm room. “thought you were sleepy; isn’t that why you wanted a nap date?” you press a kiss to his cheek before jumping like a flying squirrel onto his bed, “it was just an excuse for you to let me in here.” he huffs at you, “i would have let you in, even if you didn’t ask.” “i know pookilicous, now c’mon, i wanna cuddle.”

“do you think this one’s cute snookums?” you hold up a white frilly top that was actually really cute… but megumi physically writhed at the petname. “i think it’d look good on you.” you cringed once looking at the price tag, “it’s 38 dollars.” megumi shrugged mindlessly, “i have gojo’s card. i swear he likes you more than me, so he won’t question anything.” “oh i thought that was obvious… but thank you snookums!!!” you held the shirt by placing its hanger on your index finger. you blinked once and it was gone. “say that again and you’re gonna pay with your nonexistent money.”

“pleaseee lovebug i need you to tutor me on this. i actually think my brain has been deep friend.” megumi felt a blood vessel pop in his head. despite that, he was taking out the respective textbooks and what not. you coo at him in a teasing tone, “aww my lovebug is so sweet to me.” “i’m actually gonna chuck a textbook at your head y/n.”

a small whimper left your lips— god you tasted so good. megumi dragged his hands along your sides, all the while sliding his tongue into your mouth just to pull away, teasing you. you looked at him with half lidded eyes, reconnecting your lips in a feverish manner. your hands raked through his navy hair, and you felt the grip of his hands on your waist grow even tighter. he pulled away with a smirk, noticing the shortness in your breath. he flipped the two of you over so that you comfortably laid on the bed while he was on his forearms, hovering above you. “so eager pretty girl.” you bring your hands down to his biceps, squeezing lightly. “just want you so bad, sugar-booger.” megumi sat up and his face dropped in an instant. he pressed his lips together tightly, raking a hand through his hair. “you’re actually gonna kill me one day.”

“you look nice… sweetcheeks.” you cocked your head back despite already looking at megumi through the mirror the two of you stood infront of. “what the eff did you just call me.” you say with furrowed brows, staring up at the poor boy. “i just wanted to play along with you! if i do it, it’s suddenly so wrong?” you bite back the laugh that’s threatening to fall from your lips any second now. he sighs (out of relief) realizing that you weren’t actually disgusted by him. “but i wasn’t playing about the other part. you look really pretty,” he mutters softly. you flash him a toothy grin, placing a hand on his cheek before giving him a quick peck on the lips. “and you’re so handsome— my amazing, wonderful, sexy, boyfriend!” he mirrored your smile, going in for a longer kiss, “i’d take that over bug-a-bear or whatever you said a couple days ago.”

you snorted at his words, “okay now let’s go! we haven’t gone on a dinner date in weeks!!” he took your hand, intertwining it with his before squeezing three times, “okay, my sweet, beautiful, headache of a girlfriend.”

notes: can i have a megumi in my life, please and thank you.

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timeskip!kenma kozume x fem!reader

notes: married— established rs, this feels so ooc i apologize, y/n used a couple times, actual streaming terms used(willing to explain them if needed!!), fluff, kuroo mention, lowercase intended!

“38 minute and 42 second compilation of kodzuken being whipped for his wife.”

this is the seventh part of the series created by this fan. the first part of the series was titled, “15 minute compilation of pro gamer kodzuken talking about his girlfriend.” the fourth part was the change from girlfriend to fiancée, and the sixth part was the change from fiancée to wife.

this youtube series has blown up everywhere— to the point some people don’t even know kenma as the CEO of Bouncing Ball Corporation or as a professional gamer/youtuber.

kuroo had been talking to his colleague about kenma once, when highschool was suddenly their topic of conversation. “ever heard of kodzuken?” “your best friend is the dude who doesn’t shut up about his wife?!” kuroo couldn’t even tease kenma about it anymore— kenma just was so shameless when it came to you! (and before he got famous all the yapping about you was always to kuroo. trust me, he’d recieve earfuls about you when you weren’t even together yet.)

after every valorant or league tournament (ewwwww) whether it was a win or loss, once the mic was brought to him to ask about the game, he’d state simply, “I’d like to thank my wife. Good games.” god he’d be even more annoying when it came to a solo queue in valorant. his go-to insult for a snobby teenager would be, “you’re bitchless AND jobless.” safe to say his ego inflates when they realize they’re talking to THE kodzuken, and if they didn’t know beforehand, they’ll know him soon enough when his motor of a mouth warms up to talk about his wife, forgetting to ever brief on the topic of having multiple jobs with high incomes.

oh but the comments on the series were always the best.

user @applepie: may this love attack me

user @kodzusss: y/n how do you find a man like this

user @makemestays: aura farming again

user @svteenm: i think i know more about y/n than i do about kenma at this point

user @moalways: he’s the standard i fear

user @emizszc: laying on the highway as we speak

user @sunaslefttoe: I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE!!!!

if you add up the time of all seven videos, the total time is pushing 5 hours… god he just can’t shutup about you. all the little emoticons for his channel; raids, copium, NT, are just you and him. every sub challenge just surrounds you. just to name a few, there was

“xx subs for a cooking stream with my wife”

“xx subs and my wife will play a ranked valo game”

“xx subs for a just chatting stream with my wife”

even when he had to switch gears. as a CEO, his management team was sick and tired of him. today he had been invited for an interview. he knew the interview show was scuffed prior to coming, so he decided to just do what he was best at. …talk about you of course!

“so, if it ever came down to choosing between your wife or your company, what’d you choose?”

“my wife.” he puts up his pointer finger before speaking again, “actually, she was one of my main motivations to start working on the … blah blah … and she really … blah blahhh blah … my career … blah” the interviewer felt a bead of sweat drop from her temple.

sigh kenma is so in love with his wife.

part two and three of my mini kenma series here!!

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bandaging up your boyfriend childe

notes: fem! reader, very reused trope but i live for it, established relationship, lowercase intended, teucer mention, fluff, light angst if you squint

it’s 1:27 am. so why is he here, rubbing the back of his head, laughing so sheepishly. “are you serious?” you huffed. “you’re supposed to be asking me if i’m okay,” he tries to joke which is only met with your icy glare. “another word and i’ll leave you bleeding out.” your words are an empty threat— you pull him into your apartment, quickly sitting him onto a dining chair. you grab the medkit that you’ve started to familiarize with a bit too much recently.

“what happened this time, hm?” you say whilst opening the red container. “my bow snapped mid fight ‘nd….” he rambled all the while you dabbed on the various ointments and what not, making sure you were gentle with your touch, responding now and then to what he was saying.

“wait,” you placed a hand on the side of his jaw to stop him from talking. and it felt as if time was moving so slowly, childe’s gaze locking onto your focused expression as you take a small q-tip with some substance and dab it onto the cut on his lip.

he let out a breath he didn’t even realize he was holding when your hand left his jaw. “don’t even try and taste it,” you state beforehand, knowing him all too well. he snorts, “wasn’t going to!” which quickly goes wrong when you hear him sputter. “blegh- some of it- oh my go- it went into my mouth—!! it tastes so baddd!!!” you couldn’t help but just roll your eyes at the dramatic man. “quit talking, that’ll help.”

once you stick on the last bandaid, there’s a small pout on his lips.

“i’m not getting a thank you?” “who told me to stop talking?” ……… you hold your tongue to not burst out at your boyfriend but he whines annoyingly to which you ignore, walking away. but you were caught off guard as a pair of arms wrap around your waist, and you fall flat on his lap.

“okay, okay i’m sorry, i know i’m bein’ annoying.” he says with a laugh, only making it sound more insincere than it already was. “i just hate seeing you hurt, and you know that. you always brush it off and try and make it seem something so light and simple, but what if it’s really serious one day, and i’m not there to help?” a dampened look adorns his features, making sure to take your words into consideration. “i know, i know, but you don’t have to worry your pretty lil’ head so much— since i’ve met you, i’ve been taking it alot easier. besides, i don’t plan to leave anytime soon. i’ll be crying like a loser the day i see teucer graduate highschool.”

and suddenly you mirror the look he had on his own face when you hear the mention of teucer graduating. he lets out an airy laugh, “oh don’t be upset, i was trying to brighten the mood.” “okay but now you have the image of teucer in my head and i’ll be so so proud ‘nd-“ your ramble of words get cut off when childe kisses you, and you feel him smile against your lips and..

“agh- childe you idiot! the ointment- this is disgusting- it’s all over my lips nowww!!?!” his boisterous laugh now echoes through your home. childe almost drops you from laughing so much, but you know you wouldn’t trade the world to hear it stop. “i love you,” you whisper to yourself, forgetting the yucky medicine taste in your mouth.

author notes: neo got my back 💚, i don’t like this as much as i thought i would..

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shoto todoroki x fem! reader. 813 words.

notes: lowercase intended, weed intoxication of shoto and reader, suggestive, established relationship, usage of petnames, very ooc tbh, first work!

there’s nothing in your system yet your eyes gloss over shoto’s fingers that work meticulously rolling the blunt, just the way you like it. you look up to observe him further, but you feel a small skip in your heartbeat as his soft gaze was already on you. “what’s that look in your eyes, hm?” he says with a light laugh. you clear your throat before speaking, “what, can’t stare at my boyfriend?”

he only hums in reply, finally taking a seat in front of you at your desk. the two of you were too tired to smoke outside, so by an open window in your office was the best option. he manspreads on purpose, which isn’t to your knowledge, but it doesn’t fail to catch your attention. with just the tip of his finger, he ignites the roll, and holds it up to you, “ladies first.”

a light laugh escapes your lips as you lean in, taking a long hit, “such a gentleman.” he smiles, bringing the roll to his own lips, a deep exhale following.

“i know we haven’t done this in a while, but how much did your tolerance decrease?” i responded to him with an already dazed expression, “i’m tired. ‘s it.” he watches you drink some water, a small ‘ahhh’ sound leaving your lips. “what’s that look in your eyes,” you repeat mockingly, biting back a smile. he mirrors your expression, leaning in to tower over you. he places a gentle hand on your jaw, his thumb landing right on the side of your bottom lip. you tilt your head slightly into his hand, “hm?”

“open f’me pretty,” he tugs slightly on your bottom lip to part your mouth open, despite already asking you to do it on your own. in one swift motion, he takes a puff and ever so slowly releases the smoke into your mouth. you inhale out of instinct but you can’t help but almost buckle to your knees as your eyes flicker upward to be met with his piercing eyes that stare right back at you.

his free hand runs down your side and sits in it’s home right at your hip. “was that fine?” he asked rather shyly despite his bold actions. your dilated pupils were an answer in themselves but you respond, “who taught you that?” shoto hums, “sero and denki told me to try it with you.. they said girls like it.” you huff, “now i don’t want to say i like it to prove those two shit heads right.”

a small yelp escapes your lips, a cold shiver running up your spine. you glare at shoto, knowing it’s from his hand as he activated his quirk. “did you or did you not like it?” he asks again. “i might just toss the blunt and just kiss you instead, i’m already addicted to those.” shoto purses his lips together, his heart swelling at your flirtatious, ‘nonsensical’ words. “how does.. another one of those sound, hm?” he tucks a stray hair behind your ear. you nod, already lulling your mouth open to which shoto laughs at.

he teases, blowing the smoke into your mouth slower than before. a trapped whine leaves the back of your throat, so you exhale earlier than supposed to. “patience pretty girl,” he says to jab at you. your red half lidded eyes show no signs of entertainment, “don’t tease…” he brings the two of you closer, making your legs snap together so he can envelope you with his. the smoke ghosts into your mouth in a quick proper motion this time.

shoto starts to pull back but your hand finds the collar of his shirt in which you tug on eagerly, smashing your lips together. shoto lets out a groan in surprise, but wasted no time to kiss back. the lingering taste of weed in both of yours’ mouths weren’t enough for either of you two to pull away. shoto tilted your head up to deepen the kiss, and you oblige, slacking your jaw ever so slightly to let his tounge explore even deeper into your mouth.

you pull away first, catching your breath. shoto smiles, noticing the dusted pink on the tips of your ears and apples of your cheek. that was only because you were because of the weed…. (stop lying) “c’mere,” he muttered, pulling you onto his lap to comfortably straddle him.

at this point, both of you were goners. with just one look, your lips gravitate towards his for another searing kiss. both his hands now are wrapped around your waist, tightening ever so slightly to ground himself. he fights with you to gain dominance in the kiss, purposely cooling his hands to catch you off guard.

shoto had made sure to cool the blunt priot to pulling you onto his lap, knowing it was going to be long forgotten.

a/n: once again this is my first write so please i’m open for constructive criticism!! please forgive me as well if it’s inaccurate i’ve gotten high like once …

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call me emi ^^ 18, eng/fil, she/her, infp

an outlet to my overworked mind

bear with me as works will be word vomits made at the crack of dawn

no actual posting sched.

will write: genshin, mha, haikyuu, aot, and jjk

only writing fem!reader — most of the time very self indulgent

short, concise, ‘nd quick writes are my go to! (will only write suggestive at most but i’ll mostly write sfw)

ps: will not write for kpop but will interact w community! groups: svt, txt, enha, p1h, skz, and njz