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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone鈥檚 good side preferably even their favorite.
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the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know聽exactly where to find it or know聽exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one
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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."
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i like when you watch a video essay from 5+ years ago and they make a joke/apologize for how long the video is and the runtime is like. 35 minutes. when we now live in an era of 3 hour intricate breakdowns of bad kids shows being everywhere.
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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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editing is just you vs. past-you in a duel of questionable comma placement and emotional instability
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