emmettunknown

[emmettunknown]

may we live to see the day where the first photo results of your intersex variation aren't graphic photos of igm

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I wish everyone to find their favorite things in life. I wish everyone to find the friendgroup they desire to have, the relationship they desire to have, the favorite food they love, to have a favorite show they can rewatch, to have a room they love to have, a job that fulfilles them, a hobby that touches that part of themselves, to have a kind of self-love that allows you peace. I wish everyone to have what they desire even if it's something other than I've mentioned. I wish you the best because everyone deserves a life filled with good things.

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Hi! I have every disease! Do you want one?

How about you follow me to this special room

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This makes sense

take my mermaid quiz boy

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You've gotta love Jews more than you hate Nazis.

You've gotta love trans folks more than you hate TERFs.

You've gotta love your unhoused neighbors more than you hate the billionaires.

You've gotta love immigrants more than you hate ICE.

You've gotta love queer kids more than you hate christian fundamentalists.

You've gotta love fat people more than you hate the diet industry.

You've gotta love disabled people more than you hate the insurance companies.

You've gotta love your fellow humans more than you hate the worst that humanity has to offer. You don't have to like every person you're fighting for, and you sure as hell don't have to give up your righteous anger, but hate is ultimately corrosive.

You've gotta love.

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Happy Pride 🫡 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️!

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becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

[emmettunknown]

Obviously when a momma god and a daddy god want to have a gilgamesh, they invite Steve into the bedroom and have a threesome

the 2/3rds beer and 1/3rd milk bit comes from gilgamesh being described as 2/3rds god and 1/3rd human. which is such an evocative and funny way to describe a mythic figure. like how did you get those numbers man

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EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!

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I am That I am (a furry)

[emmettunknown]

This question implies that Louisiana could be part of Latin America

Is Quebec part of Latin america?

[emmettunknown]

Hi there! I was just wondering, are you still looking for a penpal? I tried to message you instead of ask but it says you only accept chats from people you follow, lol. We can talk more later but tiniest, briefest about me; I'm Meg, 28, also located inside the US, love fantasy books/shows, cozy gaming, and the idea of fantasy letters sounded so cool! If you think we could be a good fit feel free to message me!

Absolutely, just added you!

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hi, i wanted to know if u were still accepting applications for a penpal

Always, just message me about it and let me know about you!

[emmettunknown]

I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

[emmettunknown]

On my hands and knees omg sea captain and lighthouse keeper letters??

Wouldn't it be so fun? Message me if you're interested and tell me about you! Are you my mysterious and lonely lighthouse keeper, or a daring and brave sea capitan?

[emmettunknown]

House x wilson.

ah shit sorry man i didnt mean to spill my "aro4aro friends with benefits relationship" all over your favorite ship, fuck dude my bad, it wont happen again