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Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

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Based

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Emma Frost she's the best and doesn't have nearly enough fics

What other routes would you all like to see toxic/dark? I'll maybe only do 8 toxic/dark routes... Natasha and Maria have taken up two of those spots so 6 are left

The Characters I'll write toxic/dark routes for:

Sevika, Ambessa Medarda, Nemuri Kayama, Emma Frost, Kuvira, Rumi Usagiyama, Yayoi Kusakabe, Krolia, Acxa, LeBlanc, Renata Glasc, Kaina Tsutsumi, Agatha Harkness, Rio Vidal & Silvija Sablinova

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When in doubt, give Obi-Wan a mandalorian. As a treat. Force knows the man deserves it.

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If Obi-Wan had actually stayed on Mandalore with Satine after the Civil War and left the Jedi Order, it would've made The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones peak comedy.

Like, Qui-Gon would still be sent to Naboo and end up on Tatooine, he'd still meet Anakin and take him back to the Temple. But, in this AU, he survives the battle on Theed and takes Anakin as his padawan. And the entire Order would be making jokes:

"Congrats on the new padawan! Hope he sticks around longer than the last one!" "We'll keep this one off the bodyguard missions, eh Qui-Gon?"

So one day little Anakin’s like "hey master, what happened to your last padawan?" And Qui-Gon's like "oh he ran off with a girl, yeah he's royalty in the Outer Rim now".

And it's all fine and dandy until Anakin’s nineteen and they get assigned to protect Padmé, and Qui-Gon takes one look at this kid's face and thinks "You've got to be fucking kidding me, this shit again??"

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steel wool where’s the family simulator dlc where i can read more bedtime stories to baby mimic. where is it steel wool. i want to hug him and make him do his little happy jumps again he’s so cute i need it steel wool

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[steel wool voice] and another father-son duo just to fuck with them even harder

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happy rainbow month

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Emma Frost, she doesn't have nearly enough fics.(sorry if this was posted twice internet was being rude)

What other routes would you all like to see toxic/dark? I'll maybe only do 8 toxic/dark routes... Natasha and Maria have taken up two of those spots so 6 are left

The Characters I'll write toxic/dark routes for:

Sevika, Ambessa Medarda, Nemuri Kayama, Emma Frost, Kuvira, Rumi Usagiyama, Yayoi Kusakabe, Krolia, Acxa, LeBlanc, Renata Glasc, Kaina Tsutsumi, Agatha Harkness, Rio Vidal & Silvija Sablinova

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I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

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Emotional Support Robot

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Made a wallpaper for my laptop with some of my wifes.... so uhhh I could stare at them each time I turn it on (*ﾉωﾉ)

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Take a picture, it will last longer

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My boyfriend co-worker went MIA for 6 hours before coming back with a child stolen property from our company. What should I do?

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𝘋𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘔𝘺 𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘍𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘐 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥

guys I think Arnold should be able to drag Dispatch with his truck who agrees

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Context for this piece 😭