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In contrast, all my husband and I had to do was sign a form. Our competence to choose the outcome of our embryo was never questioned. There were no mandatory lectures on gestation, no requirement that I be explicitly told that personhood begins at conception or that I view a picture of a day-five embryo. There was no compulsory waiting period for me to reconsider my decision. In fact, no state imposes these restrictions — so common for abortion patients — on patients with frozen embryos. With rare exceptions, the government doesn’t interfere with an IVF patient’s choices except to resolve disagreements between couples. The disparity between how the law treats abortion patients and IVF patients reveals an ugly truth about abortion restrictions: that they are often less about protecting life than about controlling women’s bodies. Both IVF and abortion involve the destruction of fertilized eggs that could potentially develop into people. But only abortion concerns women who have had sex that they don’t want to lead to childbirth. Abortion restrictions use unwanted pregnancy as a punishment for “irresponsible sex” and remind women of the consequences of being unchaste: If you didn’t want to endure a mandatory vaginal ultrasound , you shouldn’t have had sex in the first place .

Fertility clinics destroy embryos all the time. Why aren’t conservatives after them?

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Think I broke my hand I hit reblog so fast

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My beak lip sync assignment, with a clip from Willy Wonka!! wow

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Villain Lady: wouldn't it be totally romantic and cool if someone blasted a giant heart into the moon for someone they loved

Heroine: that would be horrible, it could affect the tides and send debris raining down on the Earth, damaging the ecosystem and threatening lives.

Heroine: Anyways what did you want to do for our anniver- where are you going?

Villain Lady running out the door: BRB JUST HAVE TO STOP SEVERAL HUNDRED MISSILES HEADING FOR THE MOON THAT ARE COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THIS CONVERSATION

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I hope the porn blogs following me are learning a lot about video games

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How do Nick and Judy help each other out to reach stuff that's too high? Do they do piggy back? Or just stand on top of Nick? Or maybe she holds the stool steady as he reaches for the flour? How do you imagine them helping each other?

They manage

Smol people always manage

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Lugia in Pokémon the Movie: Hoopa and the Clash of Ages

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Today we are featuring Ladies in Hades by Frederic Arnold Kummer, an early 20th century playwright and novelist. Ladies takes place in Hell, where several infamous women from history and legend have formed their own exclusive club. Hijinks ensue as women such as Lucrezia Borgia, Helen of Troy and Eve booze, smoke, and wrangle their way in and out of love plots. Complete with cheeky illustrations, this book is campy even by Hevelin Collection standards!  

Kummer, Frederic Arnold. Ladies in Hades: A Story of Hell’s Smart Set. Illustrated by Gordon Ross. New York: J. H. Sears & Company, 1928. 

-Laura H.

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off to a good start

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He really likes spinach

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callout post for myself

- never sleeps when I need to - cries at anything - fakes positivity - spends money impulsively - requires constant validation - clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something - laughs at own unfunny jokes

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Y’all, rich people tip like shit

I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late.

I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped me $1 on a $51 bill. 

The next house I have is in a lower class neighborhood, she tips me $4.00 on a $14 bill. 

rich people don’t value yr labor at all 

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Newest (fake) issue of Magical Girl Monthly is out. The goddess issue :D