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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.

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Writing Tip

If you want to describe a feeling/condition you’ve never experienced, try adding several firsthand accounts to your research. Not only will they give you a more in-depth understanding, they will also give you examples of how different personalities deal with the same obstacle. 

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Getting Mr Dark outta his cloak and wearing incredibly silly outfits is so fucking fun ngl

First one is a trick he learned as a dreamwalker, he can gain a lot of control over the dream if he plays a role of someone with creative power and brother. He’s a consummate professional. He usually defaults to a movie director.

Second one is real. He is dressed like that in the real waking world where he can be seen in public. Lucid (@darklylitcore) wanted to go fishing with his pops :)))

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I posted this once and the notes were full of women and gay men saying that actually the french man being uncircumcised makes all of the difference in the world.

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Air conditioning is popular on Tumblr today I guess and I think these two should have an in depth discussion about it

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hi more art from my twitter bro 😼

my friend asked me to draw this. coquette spice

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my crk team is like

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@magelinlin

IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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More of the Spies, i keep remembering they are wearing glasses, here's my take on their eyes (plus colored ones too) Bonus: Black discovers White has blue eyes and gets lost gazing at him

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I love this fandom

Reading Spy vs Spy because why not?

What is this freaky ass face?

at the sight of seeing your enemy practicing disintegrating you with fire

And your reaction is to blush, smile and lift your butt?

I GUESS it's meant to be a reaction of surprise or fear, but I think the smile ruined it a bit xd

Also, I just noticed, but besides sweating, it seems like he's drooling. I got you, you can't criticize a man for having "special" tastes.

Interestingly, this game with fire happens more than once.

and it's always White to Black, Why does Bro want to mark Black so much? You don't need to put your name with hot metal on his skin, we all know that man is yours.

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Reading Spy vs Spy because why not?

What is this freaky ass face?

at the sight of seeing your enemy practicing disintegrating you with fire

And your reaction is to blush, smile and lift your butt?

I GUESS it's meant to be a reaction of surprise or fear, but I think the smile ruined it a bit xd

Also, I just noticed, but besides sweating, it seems like he's drooling. I got you, you can't criticize a man for having "special" tastes.

Interestingly, this game with fire happens more than once.

and it's always White to Black, Why does Bro want to mark Black so much? You don't need to put your name with hot metal on his skin, we all know that man is yours.