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I am glad I am not the only one with autism around wings.

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yoooo i was looking through some old photos and i found this art and i’m p sure this is supposed to be iggy!! imo it looks cool as hell so i figured i’d post it! hell yeah!!

also i distinctly remember that the “mercy, mercy, mercy” in the background are from the song pray by illenium! great song, very angsty, 10/10 highly recommend

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It just occurred to me that if Maximum Ride was set now, Fang would probably have a TikTok or maybe a YouTube channel, not a blog and I just lost it, that’s so fucking funny

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Elon’s latest baby mama says she used genetic engineering (CRISPR is not ethically approved by the scientific community for use on humans) to create the perfect human with “enhancements from other organisms”

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why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

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maximum ride smokes weed au

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i’ve realized why i like making headcanons about gazzy and iggy so much

it’s bc them combined with my headcanons perfectly make two of my main genders

- just a little guy going through it

and

- tall gay skinny nerd

fang is also one of my genders but a less centric one (though important nonetheless): emo boy

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guys i’m going INSANE i want iggy to be a huge science nerd so BAD it’s UNREAL

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maximum ride was on my mind today and I haven't drawn her in like half a decade so I figured I needed to

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maximum ride but make it worse by adding even more gratuitous superpowers shit. what if i electrocute gazzy and it activates some dormant power of his that makes him able to absorb/reabsorb/discharge electricity RAAAAAAAAAA YES MAKE IT WORSE MAKE IT WOOOORRRRRSSSEEE

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exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like

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have i ever told y’all about my headcanon of iggy being a huge science nerd, specifically about his and the flocks biology

like

he takes everyone’s temperature to establish a baseline so that they know what a too high or low temperature for them is

he has medical notes on everyone in the flock to keep track of any issues they have

he researches a lot about hybrids and anything else at all related so that he can take care of his family cuz who the fuck else is going to do it. not a fucking doctor that’s for sure, because yk. doctors offices bring up a lot of bad shit for them

while jeb was raising them all, he wrote down any and all information given to them by jeb about their biology (in the fourth book, max says they need about 5000 calories a day when it’s warm, which i hc as either something jeb told them or something that iggy found out through measuring how much he ate in a day or whatever)

like i’m just imagining him as a twelve year old or something, sitting at a desk & calculating averages of calories consumed per day to establish a baseline, muttering to himself about the numbers or whatever and the rest of the flock just being like. okay whatever nerd (lovingly of course)

i also like to think about his relationship with jeb in regards to this. maybe he was constantly asking jeb questions about their biology when they were being raised by him at the e house. maybe they talked about how flight works a lot. maybe they bonded over their love for weird hybrid biology. maybe he felt disgusted by himself for ever loving jeb like a dad when it turns out that he was a bad guy the whole time

idk man. i’m just. hhhhhhhhh science nerd iggy

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🪶 bio

hey guys welcome to the party

🪶 call me emorish or twom or atlas

🪶 i’m 23 and doing it with style and flair

🪶 nonbinannery. category five critical they them moment. my sexuality is uhhh. queer 👍

🪶 i live in the usa. i do not recommend it. am in pacific standard time zone. PST is the best time zone. objectively.

🪶 this is my maximum ride side blog. i reblog all maximum ride stuff i see here, as well as any posts that i can make about maximum ride with my witty tags.

🪶 my main is fandomfishbish. idk how to link shit but it’s the one with the drawing of the glowing neon pink dead fish

🪶 i am the proud creator of the ships ratfang (ratchet & fang) and joyride (jj and max), both of which i named myself. i am very good at making ship names.

🪶 vibe check: all cops are bastards. furries are fine actually. asexuality is valid. media is not automatically “bad” just because the creator sucks. everyone deserves basic human rights (food, water, shelter, etc.), even if you do not like/agree with them. dehumanization if anyone ever is a tool of the enemy and we do not partake in it ever. cringe culture is dead and doing something wrong is not the end of the world. love and light. peace and hope.

🪶 to see posts that are by me and not reblogs, you can search “my shit” in the tag search function and it might work. might not. tumblr is a fickle beast, we know this. good luck

🪶 icon by alex sanchez, edited by me

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i’m on mobile so i had to do 4 screenshots instead of just 1 but. @maxtothemax @fuckyeahfang @fortheflock looks guys it’s us

how are we feeling on our glorious mountain of victory tonight. i for one am feeling cool as hell

just found out that this blog is one of the top four MR blogs on tumblr when you search maximum ride. i feel honored but it’s also kind of like winning fourth place in a competition that didn’t have very many players to begin with

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just found out that this blog is one of the top four MR blogs on tumblr when you search maximum ride. i feel honored but it’s also kind of like winning fourth place in a competition that didn’t have very many players to begin with

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my redesign of Maximum!! im gonna do the whole flock🪽

i think she'd be part harris hawk?? im not sure. but she's definitely some kind of hawk

i haven't read the books in so fuckin long but i will forever love this shittastic series

next will be Fang!!! and then Iggy(the best one...)

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me