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Picture this:

You’re a gym bro named Chad, you take your gorgeous girlfriend named Lou Ann on a vacation to a mysterious tropical place. You decide to book a pontoon experience to have a romantic time together. But on another pontoon 100 meters away a loud obnoxious gay couple arrives. They see you and immediately start gossiping about you. The blonde one dives in the sea like a newborn giraffe and the loud one cheers him on like it’s the best thing he’s ever seen. Then the loud one suddenly becomes very quiet and he starts projectile vomiting into the ocean that you and your lovely girlfriend were wanting to swim in. The loud one starts yelling at the blonde one to get out of the sea. A few minutes later they get picked up by the boat that dropped them off not 15 minutes ago. You’re glad that you and your girlfriend can have some peace and quiet now, only for the annoying gay couple to make a YouTube video about the incident where they publicly call you a 3.

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stay as long as you want !

haven’t made an edit in so long, pls enjoy this simple one :3

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Link

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phil tweet

2/3/25

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It’s not that the merch is just overpriced or low quality or that they’re charging for the show and some people can’t afford it - yes, that is their job and you can definitely argue whether it’s fair or not but it’s standard practice.

The issue is that it’s *still* not globally accessible. That people are not able to see the service fees before purchasing, and that those fees aren’t consistent across the board. That people aren’t even able to change their orders because the site is just taking money before payment!

That’s the scammy part. That’s where the criticism comes in, about *why* they choose to contract with companies whose practices are exploitative. That they criticize other creators for paywalls and patreons while doing the same thing through a different company. It’s not that they’re just choosing to profit from the audience (again, I could make a separate post about that but there’s more nuance there), but that especially after promising it would be accessible to everyone, particularly across the world in countries they couldn’t visit, it’s still very much not accessible or fair.

Anyway, I just wanted to clarify the points I’ve been seeing for anyone who didn’t understand why there was an issue (and I’m not the one being screwed over by it, so please listen to those folks). I’m sure I haven’t gotten every point I’ve come across and each issue with the system they’re using but it shouldn’t have to be like this. (And a little bit of criticism isn’t me being a hater, it’s so that this doesn’t happen again in the future and we can all enjoy.)

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cut to sixteen year old me trying to find that clip searching all over youtube for it

i just… want everyone understand and appreciate that this.. is the softest moment in history

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2009 phan my beloved <3

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i am going to make an edit so fucking diabolical because of the ditl reaction vid y’all just WAIT.

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my fav don and phol moments pt. 4 :3

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this mf was writing buffy yaoi fanfiction

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i’m totally normal about this btw

source

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tbh I DO think that Dan expected people to just run with what he said in Basically I'm Gay as "phan is real!!!!!" proof, and ever since people instead reacted like "well we can't be SURE-sure", dan and phil have been playing a game of seeing how far they can get schrodinger's hard-launching

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the fact that this tour isn’t dan and phil 2.0 scares me. what do you MEAN after all of this content we’ve received, we have STILL yet to see the revamp of their collective brand??

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two lessamazingphil classics!

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what the hell, sure.

phil watching the man he loves go from making short silly videos to long form videos and a comedy show that are intricate and artful and emotionally raw and getting to stand there from day one to now and say "go look at this creation made by the person who made my universe too".

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funniest thing dan ever said is he'll swallow cum just to be polite

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I've updated my DNP Random Video Generator tool!

bit.ly/dnprandomvid

You can now filter by channel or choose to see only post-hiatus videos, and watch the video embedded directly on the page! Also added added the DanAndPhilCrafts videos. 😄

(It may not work on Chrome mobile, unfortunately.)

If you like it and have any suggestions for videos to add or other options that would be fun/useful, please let me know!  Or if you run into any issues/something doesn’t work.