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Can I sail through the changin' ocean tides?
Can I handle the seasons of my life
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The hardest part of feeling like you only live for other people is when it feels like nobody even wants you there. I know I'll never be enough.
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me, crying for Absolutely No Reason: FIRBOLG I LOVE UUUU
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HAPPY BISEXUAL VISIBILITY DAY GO FUCKING WILD JUST GO APE SHIT !!!!!
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Kidnappers: We have your father
Zuko: My father is in prison??
Kidnappers: He made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick him up?
Zuko: Oh my gosh, you have my uncle
Kidnappers: I’m going to become a painter
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Dwight: I’ve conquered my fear of ghosts!
Jane: Ah good, that’s the spirit!
Dwight: OH FUCK WHERE ???
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I'm nothing but a waste. I always have been. I should just fade away. To nothing. I'll only be a burden one last time. I want to fly.
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“I kiss him! I’m already kissing him!”
(Please dont repost or remove caption, thanks!)
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i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth
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ID: Drawing of Kravitz and Taako. Kravitz is a half elf man with stubble and long locs. Taako is an elven man with long curly, hair tied in a braid. They are both wearing formal clothes and Taako is leaning affectionately against Kravitz. Taako says, “And this is my husbaaaaAAAAHSHIT” To which Kravitz looks at him with mild confusion, before smugly asking, “Babe is this something you wanted to talk abo–” Taako interrupts him by yelling, “Shut up! Shut up! This isn’t how it was supposed to happen! God fucking dammit.”
Kravitz, feigning innocence asks, “Oh? This isn’t how what was supposed to go? I’m not sure what you mean? Is something wrong, babe? It seems like something’s bothering you. Did you want to ask me something?” Taako, with tears brimming in his eyes, declares, “I want a fucking divorce.” Kravitz then produces an engagement ring and holds it just out of Taako’s reach, as he replies, “Oh i guess i’ll have to take this back then.” Taako reaches for the ring, yelling, “No! Fuck you give me that!” End ID.]
I drew this in under an hour if you can probably tell. Based off of what continues to be one of my favorite taakitz posts by @lexicals and @kravkalackin
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