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RAAAAAARRR HES OUT! 🎉 🎉🎉🎉🎉
The fact that Rishi Sunak was not only unelected by the British public but also unelected by the Conservative party makes him the first person in world history that I know of that has become the head of a democratic nation with literally no-one in the entire country voting for him.
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🎉🎉HAPPY BIRTHDAY @mari-monsta / @mari-cherri !!! 🎉🎉
i actually have secretly been working for zagtoon this entire time and i am here to leak adrien's season 6 design. just for you. yep. you can trust me. oh and happy genderfluid adrien month too
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Happy birthday! Love the poster!
pinup knight because it’s my birthday
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Crime and Punishment son or The Secret History daughter?
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ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.
ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week
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Some parts of this would have been pretty cool actually! Definitely some missed opportunities. Also, I'm not sure of the source for this. I've heard people talking about it though. If anyone can give me the source, I'd be very grateful!
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"i hate microlabels" yeah i also kind of dislike the idea of putting ourselves and our identities into very specific boxes, i think it can be really isolating- ohh wait you mean you think they're invalid. ohh no that's not the way to look at it. killing you
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oh the transfem has a gross kink?? should we tell everyone about it? do we have to let everyone know? should we turn her into a social pariah about it? because of something she gets off to in private with other consenting adults??
you're right it's of the utmost importance we make this as public an affair as possible, she is a danger to our community and we need to remove her from it as violently as we can
crazy how this never happens with cis people btw
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cephalophore = person (often a saint, but not exclusively) carrying their own decapitated head
euphoria = ecstatic happiness, joy
cephalophoria = the delight you feel upon seeing someone carrying their own decapitated head
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if everyone in the world was always so niceys i'd totally dox myself and see who comes to hang out. alas there is evil in the world yet
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Writing pro tip!
All books can be titled using this format:
[sexual identity] [collective noun] do [activity]
For example:
Gay bois do crime
Lesbian cats do math
Asexual Americans do election fraud

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