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she was seriously worried that the city would get rid of the grafitti before she could take a picture with it

[someonedm]

its a good thing i can be a girls on the internet. i loev doing that ^_^

[someonedm]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[someonedm]

craving that mineral with mama

[someonedm]

כוס של אמא שלהם

[someonedm]

Since it's pride month and I've had to be stuck with myself quite a bit, I want to just take a moment to address all the acespec people who see this.

You're still valid if you've struggled to figure out if you're ace or not.

You're still valid if you've tried to fit someone's else's mould of sexuality or attraction for any reason.

You're still valid if trauma has impacted the ease with which you use the ace label or the labels under the umbrella.

You're still valid if you've used the label, taken it off, put it back on or whatever mixture for any reason.

You're still valid if you've enjoyed sex before.

You're still valid if you plan to have sex in the future.

You're still valid if you've never had sex.

You're still valid if you plan to never have sex in your life.

You're still valid if you've had sex for any reason but you didn't enjoy it.

Whether you're demi, aro, asexual, grey, or any label or mix of labels under the ace umbrella, you're still valid if feel you're ace.

Happy pride! 🌈✨

[someonedm]

the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion

[someonedm]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[someonedm]

Being nefarious with mama

[someonedm]

Blaghaargghagaa with mama

[someonedm]

the socialist joker explaining a non-profit mail system:

"It's not about the money, Batman!It's about sending a message!"

[someonedm]

*It's hard to put into words, but for some reason, seeing susie next to you... You felt like, whatever you were, for just right now, it might be ok

also static versions:

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[someonedm]

I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen

[someonedm]

MEN!

you have to wear this and nothing else

[someonedm]

Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama