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Starters from “Letterkenny”

“Pitter patter let’s get at’er.”

“It’s a great day for ___.”

“That’s a Texas-sized 10-4.”

“Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids.”

“It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together?”

“Why can’t you just go fuck yourself?”

“Is a duck’s ass water-tight?”

“I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.”

“Give yer balls a tug, ya tit-fucker.”

“You wanna 68? That’s when you go down on me… And I’ll owe ya one.”

“What sort of backwards fuckin’ pageantry is that?”

“You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?”

“ One time my cousin, he tore open his ballsack tryin’ to do a skateboard trick, and he had to show it to his mom.”

“You’re made of spare parts aren’t you, bud?”

“Just call me cake, cause I’m going straight to your ass, cowboy.”

“There’s cake?”

“All right, how do we fuck this pig?”

“Dirty fuckin’ dangles, boys!”

“That’s the best ass wash of your life right there.”

“Well, there’s nothing better than a good fart.”

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y’all fine if I just start doin’ weird shit with Heather? I like my depressed muse but even on f-list, she’s not really gettin’ the action

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May 31 2016 - Collin Kennedy, who is a cancer patient, used expanding spray foam to disable a parking meter at the Health Sciences Centre in Winnipeg where he gets his treatment. He says the fees are a tax on the sick. [video]

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“I am really glad, sorry... Tell me more about you, while I try not to die of embarassment, please.” There was a slight chuckle, an awkward one, but the girl was happy to hear him say that.

Fahjahid leans on the counter. "Nice shop. You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.” He gives her a saucy grin.

Heather at first just blinked at the man, not really used to anyone talking like that who wasn’t a creepy grandpa, and then she had rolled her eyes a bit. “Uh, I’m in the middle of my shift…And I don’t know you…Like, at all.”

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“Thank you... Im sorry... Just not used to anyone having interest in me, so I just kind of eventually jump to... Theyre being fake..” A slight smile moves to the girls lips when he reassured her. “Yeah, I do really wanna know you more too..”

Fahjahid leans on the counter. "Nice shop. You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.” He gives her a saucy grin.

Heather at first just blinked at the man, not really used to anyone talking like that who wasn’t a creepy grandpa, and then she had rolled her eyes a bit. “Uh, I’m in the middle of my shift…And I don’t know you…Like, at all.”

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“You know what you were implying with the way you made it sound...Sound like something sexual...” She then looks even more embarassed. “No. You probably wouldn’t.. Maybe this whole thing as a... A bad idea...”

Fahjahid leans on the counter. "Nice shop. You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.” He gives her a saucy grin.

Heather at first just blinked at the man, not really used to anyone talking like that who wasn’t a creepy grandpa, and then she had rolled her eyes a bit. “Uh, I’m in the middle of my shift…And I don’t know you…Like, at all.”

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“You sure didn’t present that idea..” Well that was embarassing, sure Heather had to assume that was what he was planning to say to begin with, but fuck that feeling of misreading isnt going to leave for a while.. “Not anything that’d happen any time soon anyway...“

Fahjahid leans on the counter. "Nice shop. You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.” He gives her a saucy grin.

Heather at first just blinked at the man, not really used to anyone talking like that who wasn’t a creepy grandpa, and then she had rolled her eyes a bit. “Uh, I’m in the middle of my shift…And I don’t know you…Like, at all.”

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Heather almost choked on her next sip as her body decided she needed to physically react. “Hey, easy now,” there was an awkward chuckle as she tried to compose herself, “You’re somethin’ else I swear...”

Fahjahid leans on the counter. "Nice shop. You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.” He gives her a saucy grin.

Heather at first just blinked at the man, not really used to anyone talking like that who wasn’t a creepy grandpa, and then she had rolled her eyes a bit. “Uh, I’m in the middle of my shift…And I don’t know you…Like, at all.”

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“Oh, I dont know..I guess just in general, just never happy with myself. When I can actually let myself relax, it at least helps a bit.” There was a very small smile that comes to her lips. “Like now, I actually feel kind of good.”

Fahjahid leans on the counter. "Nice shop. You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.” He gives her a saucy grin.

Heather at first just blinked at the man, not really used to anyone talking like that who wasn’t a creepy grandpa, and then she had rolled her eyes a bit. “Uh, I’m in the middle of my shift…And I don’t know you…Like, at all.”

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RYANDAN SENTENCE STARTERS (credit to ima-musing)

TEARS OF AN ANGEL

“cover my eyes, cover my ears, tell me these words are a lie”

“ it can’t be true, that I’m losing you”

“ the sun cannot fall from the sky”

“ can you hear heaven cry, the tears of an angel”

“ I won’t let you fly”

“ I won’t say goodbye “

“ I won’t let you slip away from me”

“ so hold on, be strong”

“ everyday hope will grow “

“ I’m here, don’t you fear”

“ little one, don’t let go”

THE FACE

“ everyday feels a little closer, to where it is that you’re heading for”

“ for every time you fall apart, there’ll be a soul to guide your journey “

“ but if you choose to turn away, there in the mirror you’ll see my face” “ think you’re on this road alone?”

“ many times you’ve been close to breaking, giving up and letting go” “ something inside says it’s not over”

“ and when the world crowds your space”

“ just a sense of knowing you’d see my face”

LIKE THE SUN

“I tried to hide from you, but I failed”

“ I tried to lie to you bout how I felt”

“ you gave me light”

“ I never knew this kinda love could feel so right”

“ when I’m in your arms, I find myself believe it”

“ we could be anywhere, so I keep on dreaming”

“ whenever you’re close to me, you’re like the sun”

“ and everyday you’re telling me, I am the one”

“ I am the one who makes you shine”

“ whenever you want me to, I’ll go”

“ and even when you’re not with me, I feel you there”

“ when I’m holding you, the world can stop its turning “

“ your always gonna pull me through “

“ and I won’t be returning “

“ you’re like the sun”

“ you keep me warm “

“ you’re telling me”

“ when I’m in your arms, we can be anywhere “

“ you feel like the sun”

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First Interaction Starters!

“Hey- Oh! Sorry, thought you were someone else.”

“Do I know you? Cause I’d like to.”

“Oh sorry! I was zoned out!”

“Ooo, that’s an awesome tattoo!”

“Ah crap, the door’s locked.”

“Woah, that’s a cool eye color.”

“Where the hell am I?”

“Ugh… I think I’m lost. Can you help me?”

“Well this is a fun way to meet new people.”

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Don’t you know to look before you cross a street?!”

“You lost or something?”

“Do you need some help?”

“You need something?”

“Maybe you shouldn’t be walking around this part of town alone.”

“Hi, I’ve heard so much about you.”

“I think you knew my parents.”

“Hey, you dropped this.”

“Oh goodness! I’m so sorry!”

“Um… Hello…”

“What are you looking at?”

“Hey aren’t you ____?”

“Well I didn’t expect this to happen today.”

“I don’t know you, but will you marry me?”

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Yeah tumblr this is totally the blog to recommend me all the superpowered characters rp blogs

Anyway, lemme know if ya wanna continue any old threads or start a new one

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Conversations in a Denny’s

Things I heard people saying in Denny’s… (change what you need to)

“He didn’t even know he had a kid, until yesterday.”

“What happened yesterday?”

“He learned he had a kid, genius.”

“I don’t know shit but I like these pancakes.”

“I saw it on Facebook.”

“Doesn’t mean it is legit, though.”

“My mom shared it and she doesn’t lie.”

“Not calling her a liar but her sharing it doesn’t make it true, dude.”

“I think the waitress hates me.”

“She’s not the only one.”

“What? Why’d you say that?

“Because you’re an ass.”

“Floor’s sticky under the table.”

“You know what that means.”

“Not everything is about jizz, ____.”

“Isn’t it though?”

“You’re disgusting, I swear.”

“That kid won’t stop staring at me, babe.”

“Mom, that creepy guy won’t stop staring at me.”

“I need a new job.”

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— Weather based sentence starters !

SPRING – ❝ Can I wear shorts today? ❞ ❝ We should totally lay out today. ❞ ❝ It’s party season! ❞ ❝ Let’s go for a drive with the windows down. ❞ ❝ Sand volleyball? ❞ ❝ It’s only 30 degrees now, but by the end of the day it’ll be 65. ❞ ❝ So, are we having a cookout tonight? ❞ ❝ Can we have a bonfire? ❞ ❝ Let’s go camping! ❞ ❝ I hope it never snows again. ❞

SUMMER – ❝ I like it when daylight savings time starts. ❞ ❝ Should I bring a jacket? ❞ ❝ Is it warm enough to wear sandals? ❞ ❝ Let’s plan a road trip! ❞ ❝ Do you know any good DIY projects to pass time? ❞ ❝ What do you like to do during the summer time? ❞ ❝ I hope I can make new friends this summer! ❞ ❝ It’s so hot outside, I think I might die! ❞ ❝ Lets have a picnic! ❞ ❝ This summer, do you think I should start working out? Do some physical activity? ❞

FALL – ❝ Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. ❞ ❝ Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree. ❞ ❝ Notice that autumn is more the season of the soul than of nature.can smell autumn dancing in the breeze. The sweet chill of pumpkin, and crisp sunburnt leaves. ❞ ❝ Autumn is the mellower season, and what we lose in flowers we more than gain in fruits. ❞ ❝ Everyone must take time to sit and watch the leaves turn. ❞ ❝ Your birthday is soon, how should we celebrate it this fall? ❞ ❝ This is my favorite time of the year, fall is such a beautiful season. ❞ ❝ A fallen leaf is nothing more than a summer’s wave goodbye. ❞ ❝ The trees are about to show us how lovely it is to let the dead things go. ❞ ❝ I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion. ❞

WINTER – ❝ Don’t stay out too late, it’s cold outside. ❞ ❝ You’re going to catch frostbite. ❞ ❝ You need to bundle up more. ❞ ❝ Do you have anything planned for the holidays? ❞ ❝ It seems it freezing rained last night, the roads are covered in ice. ❞ ❝ Well, it looks like hell really might be freezing over. ❞ ❝ I don’t think thats exactly what they mean by, ‘break the ice.’ ❞ ❝ You’re actually walking on thin ice. ❞ ❝ If this is what weather the Titanic cruised in, I can see why it sank. ❞ ❝ You’ve got cold hands, but a warm heart. ❞

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Lara Croft/Wonder Woman

stjepan sejic blessing us once again with these TWO BICONS

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Anyway hi I’m somehow both a hyper-focusing fuck up and a motivation-less lazy fuckup but now I wanna play Heather, so message me pls

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20 Starters that start with ‘We’

“We shouldn’t do this.”

“We are a pretty good team.”

“We are screwed!”

“We are totally going to do this!”

“We fucked up.”

“We should do this more often.”

“We have to do something!”

“We really did that?”

“We should go now.”

“We had the best intentions!”

“We are sorry.”

“We would make a great couple.”

“We gotta help!”

“We should get married.”

“We are friends, right?”

“We have to work together.”

“We can do this!”

“We are so dead.”

“We missed you.”

“We did this for you.”