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this was for an aquarium

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i don’t get horror movies, why doesn’t the protagonist just act in a way which will prevent a story from being told or piece of entertaining media made

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I love you Sebago, I would die for you Sebago

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i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now

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if I'm being honest there is nothing I want more

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(enters my scorpion form)

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"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny

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a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

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You can teleport one (1) single individual live seagull into any time or place in history. Where would you choose to put it to best fuck with peoples' heads and cause as much confusion as possible?

I'd pick Tutankhamun's tomb, just behind the sealed door, 30 seconds before the seal is broken and the tomb is opened. Imagine throwing that into the curse myth - just as these people are about to crack open the greatest cold one in history, knowing that this is what they'll be known for from hereon, they open the door that must not be opened, and out scatters a frantic, deeply baffled bird, entirely healthy and intact, fluttering away never to be seen again, with no apparent way of how it got in.

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This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

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this tweet is ruining my life rn

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A recent cartoon for New Scientist

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No wait the cicadas would also be cool