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If you turned poop and pee into sexualized gijinkas with massive hugies and held an election nationwide to have citizens select which theyd rather have sex with, pee would win by a landslide. Like >90% of voters would have sex with pee. And that is the problem with our society
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there's women in my life and it's making me complacent about my calling as an unhinged shut-in with obscurantist interests
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I have always dreamed of interviewers asking basic questions of the killer clowns who run America. I can't believe it took Tucker Carlson to do it.
I’ve heard Cruz talk about deposing “the mullahs” for 13 years straight. During the 2016 GOP primary, he said he wanted to see if “sand glows in the dark.” You’d figure he’d learn some basic facts about the main villain in his moral universe in that time
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a thousand genocides upon the italian consulate staff in brazil
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how did people know when to write a callout post ?
do you think the first person to age regress was more horny or traumatized
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do you think the first person to age regress was more horny or traumatized
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The World of Ultimate Gaming
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(stepping onto someones elses 2 note vent post with my hand raised and my chest puffed out) i Also would like to kill myself
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like I feel like some people defend video essays because before writing became widespread oral storytelling was the norm, but the thing is you can't ask questions to the person delivering the information to you on youtube. they're just talking to themselves.
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came across a casual gaming youtube channel by a tgirl, and one of her recent videos was an hour long retelling of being assaulted while pursuing SRS. i am so confused by how many people increasingly favor video content for things like this. you know how to write a script, you wrote a script for this video, that's why it's an hour long. why would you not also publish it as a text document? obviously SA victims are entitled to share as much or little as they want, but I can't imagine writing down something this grave and personal and publishing it exclusively as a longform video content, without timestamps, without a proper transcript that people can refer to or skip ahead. like I don't know. I guess I understand doing it if it's the medium you're most comfortable with and the primary goal of doing it is to vent, and maybe it's no different from posting it on your blog and i'm just insane, but it's still such a technically inconvenient and contradictory way of obtaining information that is explicitly being presented as a warning
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I don't have the vocabulary to express this in a way that is very meaningfully distinct from whining about the weather, but I feel so alienated thinking about how most everyone relates to the climate in this area, how many people deliberately *seek out* this island because of how prevalent the summer is in dictating fashion and the emphasis on looking like you're going to the beach. that barring the obviously deleterious days where working outside will kill you, so many people are comfortable living in a state where anything more than a shirt is suffocating and it becomes socially awkward to diverge from that expectation. I don't particularly care about the way others dress, but it's so difficult to relate to people that don't understand feeling extremely constricted by that in some capacity, or finding it unpleasant to have to deal with for 3/4ths of a year
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