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Thank you gwyndolin
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contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork
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Prank caller: is your refrigerador running?
Me (possessed by the ghost of my grandmother): No, but I’ve got Sir Walter Raleigh in a can.
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I decided to clean up an old comic of mine! A thirty something year old Tintin reflects on his childhood with Chang.
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Sometimes a story just has to be told in greentext format y'know
>be me
>tranny MtF
>switching to estradiol injections
>no past fear of needles
>past history of cutting
>injected mice for research loads of times
>thisllbeeasy.jpg
>draw medicine
>put on injection needle
>aboutta stab
>brain stops me
>hovering over pinched skin
>brain won't let me do it
>waiting is making it worse
>fuckfuckfuckfuck.png
>soulsborne mental illness kicks in
>hear Isshin Ashina's voice
>"Remember, Sekiro. Hesitation is defeat."
>immediately follow through with a clean and easy needle jab
>been on injections ~3mo now
>still hear his voice every time
Thank you Isshin Ashina for being a transgender ally 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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i totally didn't make a dramatic composition based on a fictional necromancer
oh wait yes i did
i call it "the Slightly Ominous Serenade of Harrowhark Nonagesimus"
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Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt
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my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party
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I'm b(r)inging this 196 tradition over to T(u)mb(l)r I gu(e)ss.
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