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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change
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i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.
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This is so fucking funny



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at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life
at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation
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she’s kind of like ophelia in saint laurent sunglasses
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in my mind butch gotham is a butch lesbian and that doesn’t change anything about him as a character whatsoever and it’s so true in my mind that i forget it’s not canon
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so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go
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being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways
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