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When I travel, it's usually to the country's capital but then sometimes I meet citizens of this country in different circumstances and they say they've never been there. I'm not judging because some capitals are far away and expensive but I'm wondering...
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People talk all the time about autistic people not understanding others but there's also the accursed autistic "saying exactly what you wanna say, straight to the point, very little nuance & then people misinterpret it because they assume there's a hidden nonliteral meaning" phenomenon
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ground control to crazy frog
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I’ve never come across a more threatening magnet
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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues
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unreasonably charmed by Pendant in the shape of a ram's head, Eastern Mediterranean, 5th–4th century BC, made of glass
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Oh what's that? You only read books with lots of "spice" in them? Well then I've got a great one for you, practically the whole plot revolves around "spice". Ahem. In the week before their departure to Arrakis,
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we got three mega cool dnd items tonight and I feel selfish for really wanting two of them for myself when another person has basically no really cool items, but they'd just make my character very very good at what he does compared to making the other character good at his non-specialty. quandaries.
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vampires will never hurt you hilarious song. someone get me to the doctor and someone call the nurse and someone buy me roses and someone burned the church we’re hanging out with corpses and driving in this hearse. like we’re just listing goth shit that rules
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i had a dream two nights ago where i was being shown around a fancy medieval port, and my guide said "this coast used to have two ports, Mangeet and Totoga, but in recent years we've combined them both into one - Port ManTo" and i actually woke up with a fucking start
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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
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does anybody else drunk night sword
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