endodmitryosis
endodmitryosis
Ten Foot Tall And Bulletproof
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My name is Abby and I’m impressed I’ve even made it this far
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endodmitryosis · 3 days ago
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baby girl why are you so ears
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endodmitryosis · 3 days ago
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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
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endodmitryosis · 3 days ago
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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen
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endodmitryosis · 3 days ago
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Today's Seal Is: Devourer Of The Sun
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endodmitryosis · 3 days ago
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Why don't white guys spike their hair anymore why are they so into that god awful mullet/pedo stache combo now.
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endodmitryosis · 3 days ago
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girl unhinge ur jaw
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endodmitryosis · 3 days ago
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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.
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endodmitryosis · 3 days ago
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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endodmitryosis · 22 days ago
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when I was a kid I read a sci-fi story where some researcher discovers that all crocodiles since prehistory have had the same congenital heart defect, so they set about curing it. when they do, suddenly their research specimen starts getting stronger and healthier and growing rapidly and developing new appendages, and it turns out all crocodilians were actually stunted sickly forms of dragons. that story really stuck with me because it's basically an expression of the "what if I went to the doctor and they discovered I was deficient in one special vitamin and then I took a pill and all my problems and ailments vanished immediately" fantasy.
unrelated, I started taking daily antihistamines this month for the first time in my life,
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endodmitryosis · 4 months ago
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Hey everyone, I know it's going to be a busy day for a lot of people, but Google enrolled everyone over 18 into their AI program automatically.
If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.
Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.
Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.
I saw this over on bluesky and figured it would be good to spread on here. It only takes a few minutes to do.
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endodmitryosis · 4 months ago
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it's so confusing sometimes to be a girl
prints available
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endodmitryosis · 4 months ago
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the 2020s really will have the gayest looking alt girl you've ever seen dating a guy who looks like the primordial 'mid 20s white brunette man' from plato's realm of forms. we need to pass some kind of law
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endodmitryosis · 4 months ago
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the white house is now so right wing, the GOP turtle man is by default on "our side." Trump's only response to this so far is to insinuate he's lying about the polio. Classy!
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endodmitryosis · 4 months ago
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Keep your messaging simple:
“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”
That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.
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endodmitryosis · 5 months ago
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Fortiche please. Fortiche I’m begging-
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