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People always talk about the fact that cows kill more people than sharks every year but cows are actually sentient and can move by themselves so I think that we should replace that fact with a new one.
Toasters kill more people than sharks every year
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i can’t sleep and i’m suppose to be going to a music store tomorrow, i stg imma pass out and crack my head open on some sort of instrument and bleed to death as some little kids are deafening everyone with the tambourines
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follow up to the morty piece just in a new style i might possibly take up, idk
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Oh yeah I forgot to mention that I have a deviantart account so if you see the art on this blog anywhere else then you know. ^-^
Link: http://galixycreamwolf.deviantart.com/
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I did a thing ages ago and forgot to post it on my Tumblr ;v;
So here it it~!!
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Bonus: Just before it arrives he falls asleep and one of the other Mercs has to go and answer the door for him.
TF2 Headcanon
Scout is the type of person who will stay up all night after ordering something for next day delivery clicking the refresh button on the delivery tracking tab over and over again and freaking out when it says that they are getting even slightly closer to where he is.
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Scout is the type of person who will stay up all night after ordering something for next day delivery clicking the refresh button on the delivery tracking tab over and over again and freaking out when it says that they are getting even slightly closer to where he is.
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in my mothers jewelry box, hidden amongst precious family heirlooms was a promotional coin for space jam
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So I looked up Totoko official art on google and I want to find a screenshot that i saw ages ago but I refuse to scroll down ‘cause I saw Totoko x Ichi porn and I don’t want to see that shit.
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Sometimes it brings me physical pain that people always think that I’m always joking when I talk about committing suicide and saying that ‘I want to die’ and I just can’t help but think the only reason that they doubt me is because they know on certain occasions that I’m serious and wish for me to be gone from their life as I’m such a burden to them.
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Me and my friends are memeing at the moment and they both just went to bed and I don’t know what to do help me.
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I was watching one of Gordon Ramsay’s shows and I realized that he always wears white and the other people that he’s shouting at always wear black and I made a white supremacy joke in my head and then from the next room my mom shouted at me and that’s when I realized that I said it out loud. I am so going to hell.
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