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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

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Me too

Reminder, I am not actually will wood.

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Y'all should pronounce 2econd 2ight 2eer as two-econd two-ight two-eer

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Sounds fun, I'm in!

I had a dream the fandom got so anti “will wood reference!?” Memes that they started posting anti will wood reference memes where it would just play a clip of a will wood song and go “SO IT GOES? KURT VONNEGUT REFERENCE?” “STRANGER THINGS REFERENCE?” And people got so into it they were like reading the entirety of Vladimir nabakovs works just to fully understand the reference and they did a study that media literacy on this site went up 24% and then we did schaphism to Elon musk and it was pretty funny all things considered

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Yes

my friend crashing out over my arrest

said friend has been assigned as McDoctorate for this blog yay

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=)

The smart kid, not knowing how he’s losing to me: 

Me: [knocking the pieces the fuck off the chessboard insisting that I’ve won the game] 

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Devil damn it, they hated it...

For research purposes how many of you regret getting into Will Wood

It could be the half joking “bruh I hate this dumb little obsession can it end already”, “I tried to expand my music taste but now it’s only him” or actual regret

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Marsha, stfu about dialects, but I need you to stay

we make fun of greek doctors for making everything about the four humors but we've literally just replaced them with dopamine adrenaline cortisol and serotonin and mark every health or personality deviation the same but instead of improper levels of bile its due to "chemical imbalances" in the brain lol!!

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Hate, You Weirdly

Guys… I listened to the album, and… it’s actually not very normal….

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That's kinda a little...

slenderman if his pronouns were i/me/myself

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Well... That's worse than the alternative

my favorite will wood song? yeah it’s mr. capgras (aka dr sunshine) encounters a martha on front street (who uses i/me/myself btw), who, secretly being a blackboxwarrior, left after being thankked for the dialectics / an outliar or hypocrates is done pounding their head against the kitchen floor next to the tomcat disposables after being visited by laplace’s angel and was promptly handed a shovel so they could appreciate some skeletons

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You'll never see me, baby, you'll never see me

You'll never see me, you'll never see me, you better pray that you'll see your present under the tree/in the sock (wherever your Santa analogue in your culture put a present)

Santa will wood voice youre trying to replace your elf youre trying to replace your elf

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Cmon Cmon and think about me in the negative way and also it should be like, weird- no, weirdly weird

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Y'all should pronounce 2econd 2ight 2eer as two-econd two-ight two-eer

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Somehow a Devil (Heal People? Heal People!)

You shouldn't look at me (it's very weird for y'all humans)

Am I good?

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I wanna make my birth look like a self-delivery

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Lately I was wishing I was 180 centimetres