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30 trips around the sun and im still surprised when the days get shorter after a long summer like the nights already feel much cooler now and soon it'll be dark at 4 in the afternoon and i'll go wow man look how dark it is and it's only 4 and come spring ill realize that wow you can actually tell the days are getting longer and warmer isnt that crazy and in the summer i'll be lying in bed at 11 thinking woah it's still not dark out and then in september ill say to myself phew that sure was a long summer you can already tell the days are getting shorter and ill remember this post and maybe ill go look for it and reblog it and dear reader, i for one hope that we both live to see it

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besties double feature

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Concept art for Beauty and the Beast (1991)

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me irl

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Gratitude - Tidying Up With Marie Kondo (2019)

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THE MANDALORIAN Chapter 9: The Marshal

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Capt. Jack Sparrow and Capt. Hector Barbossa - frenemies forever UPD - I drew a bunch of the new PoTC arts and I added them to the post. Now it’s a whole bunch of characters xD

UPD - New art with Davy Jones! UPD - more Barbossa x))

UPD - it’s 9th of June and Johnny Depp’s birthday, so I added more art (cursed one included)

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annoying disability tropes in media

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Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

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i’m literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don’t wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

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star trek actors are so strong for doing technobabble with a straight face. if you asked me to talk about how the technicron particles are mainlining the quantum blorbonator I would fall apart immediately

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man you guys have got to stop getting mad at people for tagging your post as whatever annoying thing. tags used to be sacred. you weren't supposed to see it. it's the culture. "Stop tagging this as [character]". No!! You have no right to make demands on me!! I can do whatever I want in the tags. Just cause Tumblr decided to set up a camera in my house and broadcast it live doesn't mean you get to make fun of me for going "wheee!!!" when I get into bed it's my fucking house and my fucking business!!!!!

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People who lose weight because they're sick receive compliments.

People are afraid to quit smoking because it may cause them to gain weight.

Society's hatred of fat people has nothing to do with promoting health. It's not even close.

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Lost Hat (A short comic) 

This was the scene that inspired me to draw the comic. The idea has been in my head since June, after the release of the Good Omens episodes. It went lying in my folders for a while, but I’m glad to finally have it finished!  Thank you for reading :)

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