englishmagic
englishmagic
Not Washington Magnus
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Soz. He/they. ‘92 vintage. Not actually English OR magic, as it turns out.I am furniture, but I live here.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
englishmagic · 26 minutes ago
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thats it. no more mr nice guy. <- mrs nice guy announcing her divorce
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englishmagic · 54 minutes ago
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Sure
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englishmagic · 1 hour ago
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somatic symptoms of anxiety are so fucked. what do you mean I got so scared my body decided that it needed to add nausea and headache and dizzy to the situation. how is it helping
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englishmagic · 2 hours ago
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FREE MY ETHNIC GIRLIES FROM RHINOPLASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NOSE BUMP IN FINE LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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englishmagic · 2 hours ago
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Vincent Van Gogh
Iris, May 1889
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englishmagic · 3 hours ago
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englishmagic · 3 hours ago
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“A ‘social situation’ as depicted by a young child.”  Psychological atlas. 1948. 
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englishmagic · 4 hours ago
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THE TERROR | 1.01
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englishmagic · 4 hours ago
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If I was good at art I would draw myself offering Tuunbaq a pup cup like Hickey offered his tongue. I would then draw myself subsequently getting my arm bit off, again like Hickey.
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englishmagic · 5 hours ago
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Ned Little please I am Feral and I need his wet little face ✨❤️
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also requested by @heystovepipeboys <3 y'all have some wetness kink with him. here is Nedward next to the body of water then
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🌸 more pics from the shitty terror meme game
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englishmagic · 6 hours ago
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There's an art challenge trending on other platforms and it's this
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So here's mine 🙂‍↕️
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englishmagic · 6 hours ago
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lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
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englishmagic · 7 hours ago
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@adelinejclose
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englishmagic · 7 hours ago
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Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.
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englishmagic · 7 hours ago
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imagine if they gendered you from birth and then assigned you a list of interests and personality traits even if that felt horrifically untrue for you and you hated when people did that for as long as you could remember but every time you complained about it people got confused
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englishmagic · 8 hours ago
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englishmagic · 8 hours ago
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Met someone today who’s also a nonbinary Scandinavian who lived eight years in the UK, a good part of it in Walthamstow specifically
What’re the odds
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