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I don’t POST shit

I REPOST shit I’m not thinking tf

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Fucking the hole my girl punched in the wall

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well I would never turn away a woman who means me harm. come right in ma’am

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Nonconsensual Sexless BDSM (Beating The Shit Out Of You In An Alleyway)

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im a hater i wont say for what though. im also a private person.

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I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

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having a sodomy themed birthday party

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my giurlfriend grabs my Thang with one of those dinosaur grabbers so hard it draws blood and i let out a single, violent, angelic note that summons a flock of doves to our windowsill

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they should invent a wanting that does not feel like youre being skinned alive with a dull knife

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having so much love in your heart is beautiful and amazing right up until you’re alone in your bedroom clutching at your chest and whimpering like a wounded dog

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I’m easy to talk to and I won’t attack you with my heavy strike unprompted. I am not poorly concealing my blade, it is well concealed and you feel safe right now come closer

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you can find me here if you need

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If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

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reading fanfic abt yourself as a fictive:

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i always look sleep deprived is that hot

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Okay now say what you just said again but in your fag voice