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OLLIE HOW COULD YOU???? HOW DARE U BREAK MY HEART.

📞what did i do now??

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ollie, I'm on my knees, I beg let me help u overtime 🙏😭

📞how do you people keep finding me???

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Marcas why don't you quit?

Because i saw this thing tear out a guy's throat with it's bare teeth and i quite value keeping my throat.

smh, i would never do such a thing! i am kind and caring and very cute and that guy deserved it anyway so it was really a good thing :D

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Marcas, do they pay you well? Do they even pay you at all? If they do, is it even worth it?

I get reimbursed for whatever they make me buy but it is not enough for me to be coming back to this hell hole.

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Ollie have u ever considered that your current form is peak character design? Also how is your kid? Need an extra parental figure i could help with that 😏

📞what?

📞what kid??

📞who are you???

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P.W. what wwas Sammy like as your boss 🤨?

Well, He Threatened Me With Musical Theater Twice So..

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P.W. thoughts on Sammy 🤔

I Have Been Sprayed With Water And Called A Heretic Fifteen Times Today And It's Somehow Still Not Worse Than When He Was My Boss..

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Marcas do you even like your job???

I buy raw meat for a bunch of weird dolls. What do you think?

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Need any help working overtime 😏

📞get out.

📞just get out.

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hey Sammy how is God's little favorite been

i've been doing fantastic!! i've been good and perfect and helpful and if p.w. tells you otherwise he is a traitorous blasphemous liar :)

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Whatcha doing over time 😏

📞your mother

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hi ollie over time 😏

📞what's with that emoji there huh?

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more tainted garden au because they are in my brain

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ooooo you wanna look at art of my au and send me asks about it so bad 🌀🌀🌀

it's called the tainted garden au and basically harley accidentally gains his own pseudo cult to go against the prototype :D

full canvas under the cut

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☁️｡˚➶ ˚ ┊𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕟┊ ˚➶ ｡˚ ☁️

our very own garden of eden crafted on the shoulders of wonderful brilliance and- actually screw this, it's not like my journaling :(

long story short: i convinced marcas to send me one of those fancy new mobile phones so now i have access to the outside world again! don't tell harley i snuck on here though, he sees everything else i write so it'd be nice to have a bit of privacy. in exchange for keeping this secret i'll try to get the others to answer questions!

please send in questions, i haven't spoken to anyone outside of this company in ten years

ooc below cut:

ask blog for my tainted garden au!!

askable characters:

sammy (oc) - #god's special little guy

dogday - #dogday

poppy - #miss playtime

p.w. (player) - #P.W.

📞ollie - #📞overtime☎️

marcas brickley - #the delivery guy

non character tags:

#angel answers - asks

#in the garden - in character non ask posts

#faithful transmission - reblogs

#mun speaks - ooc