#angel answers

[bloody-teared-angel]

Omfg- if you don't like the show, DONT FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT! DONT WATCH IT! LEAVE FANS ALONE! LET PEOPLE ENJOY THE THINGS THEY LIKE! NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO WATCH THE SHOW!

Leave fans alone? Anon, I'm straight up confused. Did I harass any of you? Am I telling ANYBODY to not watch it? Did I come onto any of your blogs and sent you hate or harassment into an ask box or message?

I don't remember doing any of that.

I'm not doing anything to you. I'm just voicing my opinion. No one is forcing you to read my posts or interact with them. If you don't like it, don't read it.

Also, if you have this strong urge to come to a shows defense into a person's ask box and defend it so strongly, then you're just proving my point.

And funny thing anon. I liked Hazbin Hotel pilot - which seem to be not canon now. I liked some episodes in Helluva Boss season 1.

But then the quality declined. Themes were executed poorly, topics were mishandled to the point it hurt. Characterisation of previously loved characters is jumbled and nonsensical. Villains are poorly written and nonthreatening.

What brings me comfort is writing. Writing my disappointment away for a show that I did enjoy at some point. So I started doing research, to stay as close to the source as possible while sprinkling in my own ideas.

That's how I found out about things that I know now. Because now that I look at any of the canonical figureheads in Hell and how they are handled in Miss Medrano's show, I can't ignore the issues any longer.

It's not only hurting the shows but also the reputation of canonical Rulers of Hell and Ars Goetia.

[ask-a-spider-on-crack]

ANGEL DUST?? dear Satan, i always wanted a chance to talk to you!! if i found you a permit would you be able opposed to the idea of perform at Ozzie’s?

- 🩵🩷 @featheryhoe 🩷🩵

Angel almost dropped his phone at the prospect.

“You- You mean THE OZZIE’S?! As in, THE ONE IN THR LUST RING?!?” He grinned wholeheartedly and started to walk towards the literal prince of lust, but then had a realization and slumped down a bit.

“But… I’m a sinner. I can’t leave this ring. And Val would beat my ass if he found out I left for Ozzie’s.”

He sighed softly with a sad look in his eyes. “I’d take the offer if I could. If I could break the contract with Val, and somehow get into Lust, then… I’d do it.”

(OOC: There’s like a whole comic about Stolas disproving the contract because it didn’t make legal sense lmao I’ll link it if I can find it next time)

[ask-angel-dust-blog]

What’s up Angel. 😉

"Hey there, whiskers"

[angel-gender]

Sorry if requests are closed but could you coin something thats a xenogender where you feel connected to wolves and the moon and wanna be seen as that in your general being? :3

ʚ♡⃛ɞ WOLFMOONIC ·.·♡·.

a gender related to wolves and the moon being part of who you are! requests are still open, i'm just getting to them whenever i can

[angelforcas]

If you don't want to be eaten, better hide. 🍴

-🦊

> WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?

> I'm not even physically manifested right now in front of you anyways so shoo!

[eddieschains]

i’m sorry but like. i don’t think it’s even possible to weird eddie out. like canonically they tell him about the supernatural apocalypse and he’s just like. k. also he’s literally just such a freak himself even if he isn’t 100% into something he would literally try anything once. even twice. and if you loved it he’d do anything to please you so long as it didn’t hurt him (and even sometimes when it does). so like, just saying. of all characters to say you’re “too weird” for eddie would be on the bottom of the list 🤷‍♀️ personally think he considers bullying people (anonymously, even) is weirdo behavior but that’s just me

genuinely could not have said it better myself thank you

[angelbroad]

If you take drabble requests then, mayhaps one with Johnny teaching fujin how to contour her face? Assist raiden's lil sister with that gender euphoria stuffs .x .

Absolutely!

 “Alright, we got the moisturizer, the primer, do you want powder or liquid foundation?”, Johnny asked.

 “What’s the difference?”, Fujin questioned from the makeup chair, ruffling through the different make-up bags in awe.

 “None, just preference.”

 “I think we can go for powdered.”, she said.

 “Alright! Let me just.”

 Fujin heard a few ruffling sounds coming from the man’s direction, and he eventually brought a few powder foundations on the table. He started opening them up and placing a little bit of each on Fujin’s neck.

 “Aren’t we contouring my face?”, Fujin asked.

 “Yes, but we want to make sure the foundation matches your skin. We don’t want to make you look like you changed races, we’ll get cancelled!”

 Fujin laughed at the statement, but watched as Johnny used a makeup wipe to clean her neck when he finally found the proper color of Fujin’s skin, finally applying it on her face as he instructed her how to do it herself in the future. Fujin wrinkled her nose as the fluffy brush that was used to apply the foundation tickled her nose, sniffling slightly as Johnny pulled back the brush.

 “That’s normal, don’t try and scratch your nose.”

 “Is this powder neccessary?”

 “Hey, you were the one that asked me to show you how to contour your face.”

 “I know. The brush felt funny, though.”

 “Okay. You see this?”, Johnny asked, showing her a short box of cream.

 Fujin nodded.

 “This is a cream contour. We’ll use that to actually start the process.”

 “So, the powder thing was not even the start?”

 “Think of it as, preparation. Like, you know when you want to cook something in the over and you preheat it? It’s the same here, just uh, without the oven.”

 “Ah, got it.”

 They started with their forehead, placing small lines along her hairline, blending the product smoothly from her temple to about one third of the way to the center of her forehead.

 “It’s important to start with the forehead.”, Johnny said, “It makes a really great guide for the face.”

 “How do you know so much about make-up?”, Fujin asked.

 “Working in Hollywood for so long will do that to you. Why ask?”

 “I was just curious, I guess. I hardly met anyone with knowledge or even access to makeup back home.”

 “Well, there’s a first time for anything, eh?”

 Fujin nodded, staying silent as they moved to contour her cheekbones and jaw. Now they were moving to her nose, Fujin shifting in her chair.

 “Do actors have to go through this every day?”

 Johnny chuckled, “This is just a contour, Fujin. Wait till you see some actual painfull makeup work.”

 Fujin swallowed.

 “Hey hey, no worries. It’s fine that you want to learn how to take care of yourself.”

 “Yea..it does feel very nice.”, she looked at her half-done face in the mirror, feeling some type of way.

 “How much more do we have?”

 “Oh. We just gotta finish it up with highlighter and bronzer.”

 Johnny calmly explained the process as he was doing it.

 “Aaaaalright, done! We have achieved the ultimate sun-kissed look.”, he said as he presented Fujin with her reflection on the lit up mirror.

 Fujin looked at her touched up face, raising a hand up to it.

 “What do you think?”, Johnny asked.

 “That was..far easier than I thought.”

 “See? It’s nothing scary. Oh, hold on.”, Johnny said, dissappearing for a little bit and bringing her bck two papers, “So in this one I wrote down some makeup brands of the products you might like along with their price range, and in this one it’s a graph of different types of face countours.”

 “Huh? What’s the difference?”

 “You can trick people to believing your face structure is different.”

 “Oh-ho! Neat!”

 “Hollywood magic for the win.”

 “Thanks again, Mr Cage.”

 “Hey, it’s just Johnny.”, he said, “And of course, anytime!”

[bloody-teared-angel]

You are so right about hotel HASBEEN

Tbh, I think people that like that show are pedophiles and rapists who want to drug and rape gay men forced into sex work, like the spider man character

You're right to be critical of it because it's evil and gross, NOT FUN AT ALL. If someone enjoys it, they clearly have problems

My honest reaction when I got this ask.

Anon, you good? This is....wayyyy too harsh. You good?

Please, don't send me asks like this, I guarantee you not everyone is like that how you mention them.

[angellongtail]

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[ask-angel-dust-blog]

Can you send me a list of people who Fat Nuggets really bites?

"Hmm...lets see here, there's Val....Val, Val again oh! Smiles was a new one today!"

[angie-long-legs]

"FUCK HIM UP, NUGGS!"

[angelforcas]

"Oh- Hello Mr. Angel. There appear to be many of you on Tumblr..."

- @sister-angelica

> Me? Many of me?

> No possible chance, Lady

> I'm the one and only me, obviously. Are you sure your mind isn't playing tricks on you again?

> Maybe get your glasses checked or something

> ᶜᵒⁿˢⁱᵈᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ ⁱ'ᵛᵉ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ᵐᵉᵗ ᵗʷᵒ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵖᵒⁱⁿᵗ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ⁱ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ

[eddieschains]

Eddie, after eating the sloppiest strawberry jelly and pb sammich so he gotta take a nap

godammit edward what did i tell you about using all the pb and j 🙄

[angel-gender]

hiya! can u do a gender related to the color pink, knives, and candy?

ʚ♡⃛ɞ CANIFEPINKIC ·.·♡·.

a gender related to the color pink, knives, and candy! sorry this took so long anon!