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INTP: All these projects and I did nothing..

ENTP: All these projects and I did nothing lol

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Hmmmmmm

There's something I notices about ENTPs : ENTP females are often seen as non-traditonnaly feminine (that a reason why for example there are not a lot of ENTP females in movies/series/books etc.) ..so based on that, you'd think that ENTPs fit the traditionally masculine traits right? Well...the thing is most ENTP male are ALSO not seen as traditionally masculine. (Think of how many ENTP male characters are headcanoned as gay?) So...Yep another thing to overthink at night instead of sleeping... What do you think?

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I absolutely adore my half elf Ranger named Saelij but my new character is a gnome Rogue, which is the most entp thing ever

MBTI as DnD classes

ISFJ: Cleric (Probably good but has just enough potential to become a super-villain too, undoubtedly interested in health, even if it’s more on the necromancy side. Whatever their moral alignment, they see in black and white.) 

ESFJ: Monk (Traditional fighting with a little bit of religion and very detailed backstories? Sign them up!)

ENFP, ISFP, ESFP: Bard (Whether they be drawn to lutes or bucket drums previously holding leeches, they know they’re talented in the entertainment industry. Now hopefully they can sing better than a leech, because you’ll be hearing a lot of their voice.)

INFP, INFJ: Druid (Morals and fluffy animals? That sounds like a nat. 20 to me.)

ENFJ: Paladin  (Yes, not all ENFJs are knights in shining armor, but let’s pretend for a moment that they are. They are known far and wide for their courage and chivalry. I’m sure they’re more than a few bards’ muse.  Their oaths flood their veins, don’t make them break their bond.)

INTP: Ex-wizard, has since retired and become a bard. (What can I say? They may be famous for their strange brain but they’d rather tell bad jokes and befriend goblin kings.) Most likely to multi-class. 

ENTP: Rogue (C’mon, did you think I would say that they aren’t going to try to steal your stuff? I bet they have a pet wyvern working for them too.)

INTJ, ESTJ: Warlock (Probably the most powerful of the group, or at least, they will be, or at the very least, they think they are. Unlike the wizard, they put a lot of effort into being smart. Knowledge and control is the name of the game, afterall.)

ENTJ: Fighter (Picture a romanesque gladiator. Bloodshed, passion, and a balanced mix of book and street smarts, they’re some of the most formidable opponents without magic. They’re jack-of-all-trades yet specialize too, making them the natural choice for leadership.)

ISTJ: Ranger (They don’t necessarily have to play with the party and they get to think the most about strategic placement. It’s fancy chess as far as they’re concerned.)

ESTP: Barbarian (Enough said. Extended edition: they may use brute force but they do it so the ones they love don’t have to.)

ISTP: Sorcerers (They’re similar to wizards but a little more chaotic and a little more individualized at the same time. Magic that’s based on their personality is a dream come true.)

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The bean jar

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How to Impersonate the Types

Based on behaviors that everyone of these types do 100%(yes that’s sarcasm).

INTP: Stay awake until you no longer have the willpower to control your train of thought. Search up various advanced theories, preferably science or psychology, on wikipedia until you’re convinced that time is a dependent variable and you are a sociopath. Compensate with hot drinks.

INTJ: Spend all of your money on technology, video games, and music. Stress out internally over every situation. Be extremely competent when it counts but oblivious when it doesn’t. Hide all of your emotions from everyone, save for maybe 1 person if they’re lucky.

INFP: Always look on the bright side and try to uplift others, with bonus points for being very physically affectionate towards your friends. Pick up some assorted hobbies or interests and select a few topics at random to be unnecessarily stubborn about. Harbor immense pain and wait for someone to ask you what’s wrong.

INFJ: Develop obsessions with multiple TV shows on Hulu and Netflix. Find a way to both be successfully productive and procrastinate. Listen to everyone’s problems. Flock to people you admire and absorb everything you like about them into your personality.

ISTP: Refuse to let anything properly anger you and take everything in stride. Be honest and forthcoming about what you think. Express your opinions loudly and definitively. Feed off of success and knowing exactly what you’re good at.

ISTJ: Claim to have no feelings. Climb a tree and sit there to write poetry, paint, feel sorry for yourself, and cry. Deliver perfectly timed comebacks and one-liners with ease. Become obsessed with honesty. Start thinking in patterns. Plan a murder.

ISFP: Say everything on your mind regardless of how others might perceive it. Have good, pure intentions. Avoid focusing on anything for longer than 15 minutes. Travel a lot, for the experience, for the aesthetic, and for the ability to bring it up every 5 minutes when you get back.

ISFJ: Help anyone and everyone who needs it. Always look put-together and calm, even if you’re stressed out. Make witty/judgemental comments under your breath that no one hears. Stay out of drama. Keep most of your feelings from people.

ENTP: Refuse to commit to anything for longer than your attention span. Always have a comeback or witty response. Develop excessive confidence and ambition to mask any inner turmoil or insecurities. If someone asks you what’s wrong, avoid answering by quoting memes.

ENTJ: Attempt to control everything around you. Take the lead in organizing group plans. Aggressively take care of everyone. Push yourself to the point of having lowkey breakdowns and zero free time. Create your own sets of standards for things, and your own exceptions.

ENFP: Become overwhelmed by life. Identify as a partial introvert. Have a love-hate relationship with parties because you want to socialize but not all of the time. In fact, be conflicted by most things. Avoid hurting people’s feelings whenever possible. Somehow always look perfect, even when you’re not trying.

ENFJ: Write an entire story, but without any regard for conventional grammar. Master the “sour grapes” mentality. Always have energy, even when you’re tired. Make friends with everyone. Start listening to country music.

ESTP: Stop reading this post. Go skydive.

ESTJ: Erase any impure thoughts from your brain. Get a job that pays well and is traditionally acceptable. Go out of your way to help people and expect nothing in return. Take control of any projects that people aren’t doing perfectly. Have only perfectly explainable and rational feelings.

ESFP: Attend a party. Socialize with everyone and relish being the center of attention. Judge people, especially fake and self-centered people that make drama out of everything. Love observing the drama those people create. Planning and facebook are your new drugs.

ESFJ: Wear only light and pastel colors. Invite everyone to your parties because you don’t want to leave anyone out. If you aren’t in a relationship, desperately long for one. Become extremely salty. Try not to let people know how much you want their approval. Also, you’re now a mom.

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My INTJ ex loved cheesy and bad action movies too

reblog with the least stereotypical thing you do according to your mbti type

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And hate myself at nicht because I'm not productive enough

ENTPs (and Ennea 8s) be like

Yes, I have the force of a thousand suns coursing through my veins.

Yes, I could take on any project and make it a huge success.

No, I'm not going to. I'd rather eat noodles in my PJs and get in arguments with strangers on the internet.

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Lmao truest shit ever spoken

*mid make-out session* have you ever taken the myers briggs

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school is over!! u know what that means!! ;)

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it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

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ENTJ: Good morning

INTJ: Good morning

INFJ: Good morning

ENFP: You all sound like robots, "Good morning, good morning." Spice it up a bit!

ENTP, walking in: Hey motherfuckers

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being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any sense to anyone but me

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@puzzlersi heck yes! Entps can’t file for shit ma dudes. Also, I have a terrible memory, so if said thought doesn’t haunt me then chances are it will never see the light of day

Question || What is a dead giveaway that someone is xNTP?

They leave conversations. They won’t necessarily walk away, but they leave.

They might write rapidly or gaze off or mutter to themselves. They are detached from whatever is happening. Anytime you want to, the best reality is all in your head.

Their mind will light up, like a brainstorming done alone, neutrons firing, leaping, portal jumping, and the beauty of thought will become realized.

Sometimes others will notice this explosive mind attack and foolishly ask what the NTP is thinking. More often though, it simply passes like a supersonic mayfly.

Then their eyes will refocus. Someone will try to get their attention or some problem will come up, and that beautiful thought will be filed away for later.

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Question || What is a dead giveaway that someone is xNTP?

They leave conversations. They won’t necessarily walk away, but they leave.

They might write rapidly or gaze off or mutter to themselves. They are detached from whatever is happening. Anytime you want to, the best reality is all in your head.

Their mind will light up, like a brainstorming done alone, neutrons firing, leaping, portal jumping, and the beauty of thought will become realized.

Sometimes others will notice this explosive mind attack and foolishly ask what the NTP is thinking. More often though, it simply passes like a supersonic mayfly.

Then their eyes will refocus. Someone will try to get their attention or some problem will come up, and that beautiful thought will be filed away for later.

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*I feel personally attacked*