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Such a fan of saying etc like. You figure out the rest lol

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"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

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Jason: Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?

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Bruce Wayne, bachelor socialite: I have everything under control.

Batman, single father/mentor to ten (give or take) young vigilantes: I have nothing under control and I think I smell smoke.

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I had a vision. Also the idea that Bruce is in Tim’s phone as “Bruce Landlord” made me laugh very hard.

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When it comes to mission reports, Damian is the epitome of not showing your work.

Bruce: Damian, what did you do with the Riddler?

Damian: I apprehended him.

Bruce: When, where, and how?

Damian: Yesterday. Crime Alley. Stakeout.

Bruce: Why isn't any of this written down? You have to document it for future case references. You just wrote, "Done."

Damian: Because I'm done.

Bruce: But you're supposed to tell us the steps you took.

Damian: Step one: I did it.

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Tim "won't end you but will end your bloodline" Drake:

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Lian, writing a letter: Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Lian: Most of the year. Lian: Once in a while. Lian: Nevermind, I'll buy my own stuff.

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jason: i fear only one person has ever truly understood me and i fucking hate the guy

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damian: i'm so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend

tim:

damian: i'm serious

tim: ...thanks

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Jason: I thought I told you to stop showing up at my safe houses- Why are you covered in blood?

Tim, pushing past him to casually hang out: Because I killed someone? Dumb bitch-

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so ik it’s not cannon accurate but,,,

i need a fic of tim just crashing out.

like he gets so sick of like damian and jason talking about how weak he is and shit like that that he’s like “yall realize lady shiva was my one of my FIRST teachers, and i was the first robin she trained. i had to train under b AFTER he already lost a robin. you DONT think he was 10x harder on me than any of you guys???? there’s a reason my training videos are mainly redacted without bruce’s or my permission. i got ra’s al ghul BEGGING ME to join his league or have my children. i get gifts from him WEEKLY. do you KNOW how many of his little ninja i fight per DAY??? nahh im sick of this shit let’s take it to the mats” and just demolishing both of them at the same time.

i just think it’d be very funny. i just like fics of people who pretend to be weaker than they are(or they just never really have a reason to go full tilt so they just don’t) get sick of holding back and just losing it :D

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Man I love batshit insane Tim. Like completely unhinged, basically toeing the line of supervillainy Tim Drake.

This guy’s an absolute disaster of a human being, coming up with the most unnecessarily convoluted plots to get up to gremlin shenanigans.

He’s such a little gremlin in those instances that I just want to put him in my pocket

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Tim mourning someone because they died

them coming back to life

next time someone dies

Tim again mourning

them coming back to life

A lot of deaths later

Bruce: Tim? Buddy?

Tim: yeah?

Bruce: you know it’s okay to mourn and grieve, your friend just died

Tim: oh don’t worry they’ll be back eventually…

Bruce: but what if they don’t?

Tim: ….

*tim proceeds to put on his best evil scientist lab coat and gloves*

Tim: then I will Frankenstein this shit

Bruce: ??? You just had that ready??

Tim: duh

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My favorite hc for Tim is that his stress relief is fucking over other villains. He makes his bad days their problem.

Are the city officials being needlessly tedious in Neon Knights programs? Luthor suddenly has IRS knocking on his door for improper tax filing.

Did one of his siblings postpone plans? Deathstroke starts to have difficulty finding contracts.

Does he get an injury that prevents him from patrolling for a few weeks? Ra's doesn't need so many Lazarus Pits.

He's petty and takes his anger out on villains without warning. Could he do any of these actions before he gets annoyed with life? Yes. Does he purposefully wait until he wants to snap? Also yes.