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It's normal to feel this way about fictional men

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 nourishes it

keeps it warm

fills it with love

fills it with rice

refills sanity bar

grants it a blessing

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"look here!"✨✨

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reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep

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there’s a big difference between “i’m sad because a character i was emotionally invested in was killed off” and “this character’s death served no purpose, was used for shock value, and is the product of bad writing and i’m upset about that”

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Fuzzy baby

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whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

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heres also a satan doodle i did a little bit ago bc i do love him dearly

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im in a spamton era against my will

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Sketchy comic of an idea I needed to get out

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I don't know if this is well known yet but if you stall for about 23 turns in the Tenna fight then there's special dialogue.

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Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles

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I did not anticipate that the creation of Tenna would spawn not only countless pieces of artwork in which Tenna is sexy, but also that it would lead to the creation of countless pieces of artwork in which SPAMTON is now sexy. Which existed before, surely, but in a much smaller amount...

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if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

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Pinterest finds that got me WEAZING #29