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THE MANAGER DESERVES A RAISE! | saja boys x reader

SYNOPSIS. through some stroke of luck, you ended up being the manager of a demon boy band. from teaching them about phones and social media to managing their idol activities. did you sign up for more than you bargained for?

CONTENT. crackfic, fluff, lighthearted, gn!reader, one use of (y/n), ambiguous reader, mystery centric (for now), brief mention of needles and piercings, saja boys being saja boys

WORD COUNT. 922

AUTHOR'S NOTE. i've been so obsessed with this show and the songs lol i just HAD to write something (also bc i literally didn't see a single xreader fic on ao3 when i wrote this)! i also want to write more and kinda make this a compilation of minifics bc i also do have an overarching plot for this as well and theyre so fun to write!

“Abs, just sit still.”

The manchild blatantly ignores you, too focused on spinning the chair around and twisting and turning just to see how his stomach flexes in response.

Your eye twitches and you contemplate whether this plan really needed all five of them. Surely a four member boy group would do? 

A hand pats your shoulder and you glance over at Mystery furiously pointing at himself.

“You want to go first?” you ask unsurely.

“Mmh, mmh!” he responds.

Your face drops, unamused. “I know you can speak, Mystery.”

His lips pull up into a shit eating smirk as he raises a hand, twisting it so the back faced you, and. . .

. . . flips you off.

You short circuit, mouth agape before whirling around to the rest of the group who were busily tapping away at their phone (you don’t want to remember how many tears were shed and how many lives–phones–were lost just trying to teach them).

“Which one of you taught him that?!”

Tap, tap, tap.

Some chronically online, brainrot, AI generated meme blasted from Baby’s phone, giggles erupting from the couch he and Romance lounged on as they scrolled through whatever inane app they were on. Jinu wasn’t any better as he wrestled with his bird and Abs was. . . Abs.

Breathe in. Count to five. Breathe out.

You turned back to Mystery, gesturing to the set of chairs–spinnable, of course, Gwi-Ma was paying for it after all–as you pulled a cart over. 

As he sat down, content from showing you just how much of human culture he was learning about, you tugged his chair closer to yours as you plucked up a hollow needle with a gloved hand.

“I hope you know that I’m not letting that slide.” You smile cheerfully, the needle glinting threateningly in your grasp. He nervously gulps and you could feel his gaze fix on the instrument. You laugh, shaking your head. “Oh, no, I’m not going to do anything to you right now. But I hope this haunts you every day, even in your dreams, that I could be enacting some plan to get back at you. You won’t know when, you won’t know where, it might be in the bathhouse, or it might not. But know that I will be getting my revenge.”

Mystery’s lips grew still. Behind his bangs, his eyes furiously darted around, to his members, the needle, you, the chairs–wow, they were really nice chairs–then to your face. Oh, nevermind, you were still looking scary. He instead focuses on his bandmates, the people he’s suffered with, bled with, for one last glance at something that would calm his distressed heart before he died in the very near future. 

The sound of random and, quite frankly, unfunny videos blasting from the couch as Baby and Romance cackled, several clicks and flashes of light as Abs took photos of his abs, and Jinu cursing as his bird pecked him again for daring to touch his hat were the last things he witnessed before he closed his eyes. 

Mentally sending two giant middle fingers to each and every one of his members, he shed a silent tear as he began planning his funeral. Hydrangeas, he wanted hydrangeas at his funeral.

“. . . aaand there! All done. How d’ya like your new piercings?” You handed him a mirror and discarded your gloves, eyeing the other boys for your next target.

“It’s nice.” he answered, tilting and turning his head to observe the new jewelry dangling about.

“And?” you pressed.

“And what?”

You let out a sigh, shaking your head as you waved a dismissive hand despite the pang of disappointment welling in your chest. They were demons and soon-to-be idols on top of that, you really didn’t know what you were expecting. You just had to see this plan through, help Jinu manage the team, and, once they defeated Huntrix, you’d be free. Forming any relationship with them outside of ‘convenient helper’ was unnecessary, no matter how desperately you missed inane conversations, inside jokes, and late nights spent trying whatever oddly flavored ramen all of you found.

“Hey, I’m next, right?” 

You blinked, pushing those thoughts back as Romance plopped down on the chair in front of you. A little confused, you glanced over to the couch to see Mystery sitting by Baby now.

Did he. . . ?

No, Mystery was definitely not being nice. It was just a coincidence. He wasn’t being nice and just shooed Romance over so that he could lounge on the couch that they all had an odd obsession with. 

“Yup. Here’re the piercings I have. Since you all heal so fast, you can get pierced with the prettier ones.” you explained, tugging the cart closer as you handed him a mirror.

He flicked his hair, an annoying action he’s picked up from all the idol videos you’ve been showing them, and casually leaned back in the chair. “Obviously, the fans would eat up anything I wore. Just pick whichever you like, cutie.”

You swore you could hear Mystery laughing to himself as you held back a barely restrained scream of frustration. Yeah, definitely not just being nice.

Your phone buzzed beside you as you laid in bed, tucked in and just about to go to sleep.

Mystery

Your good sat You’re good at piercing They look nice That you Thank you

(y/n)

no problem!! ur welcome :)

Suddenly, simple conversations don’t seem all that impossible anymore. Smiling to yourself, you fall asleep with your phone clutched tight to your chest and pleasant dreams of a life you had given up.

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Saja boys headcanon — General to dating

A/n: I know. I don't write but THIS HAS ME THIBKING A LOT A LOOOOT! This isn't funny a fictional boy band is helping me write again. AND AND. THIS IS MY HEADCANONS! ITS WHAT I THINK THEY'D ACT LIKE IF THEY WERE LIKE JINU.

Warnings: None, I think LMAO

General headcanons: They mostly suck at like technology and the new trends, but they're stupidly charming and get away with most things.

They SUCK at doing things "normally" since at the start. Before huntrix's concert the girls had some demons disguised as humans and they acted so off and kinda uncanny valley. So definitely when they got to earth for the first time they were kind of acting weird due to not remembering how to act human LMAO

Jinu —

Smoothest with his words.

Unironically has the best clothes

Hes the type of guy who doesn't like to take for granted, if you give him something or do things for him. He will deeply cherish it

Acts of service + words of affirmation guy >>

Teased a fuck ton, BUT catch him off guard but then you'll see him fumbling so hard

Abby —

Id like to think he could be soft when alone

Gives himbo vibes i cant lie.... like he looks so tough and shit but when he opens his mouth to talk to you, he will not stop yapping

Loves loves hugs... got to put those arms to use i tell you.

Will be the type of guy who has you on his back as he does push-ups. He doesn't need to buy weights anymore

Baby —

AAAAJAHHWSJJDJD MY FAVORITE. I lowkey see him as either the type of guy to inhale his food or have the smallest appetite. Like you see the way he chugged the hot sauce? Yeah.

Soft visuals yet he has the deepest voice and a bit of a foul mouth I tell you.... he casually says the most unhinged shit ever.

His personality really contrasts his visuals... like take harua (&team) for example, iirc he doesn't like being called cute but his mannerisms and moments are cute effortlessly. Or he has the same personality as bamby (plave) LMFAO

Hes very quick with his words, boy can clock you in an instant I tell you....

Romance —

He has a starring problem.

Also the smoothest with his words, he's also just unironically sweet to his fans

Takes extensive care of his hair... just from a single glance you'll know its silky

Probably does the most fan service along with Abby

Mystery —

Not that good with his words (the mf barks what do u want me to say/j) BUT GREAT AT WRITING AND ACTIONS !!

" Actions tfym " like he's definitely expressing himself with his body language, doing small things to show that he's upset or mad. You will only catch him saying things if he's singing or when its REALLY needed

But would definitely talk a moderate around with someone he likes hehe...

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I DOOOO HAVE A REDEMPTION AU IN THE MAKING !! Wouldn't 100% work in the original au, this is just for shits and giggles and I miss the boys their faith SHOULDNT be that LORD.

Visually, I like to think that the souls will be placed in like how Kafka did to the trailblazers at the very start ... like when she inserts the stellaron inside. Video reference

The au also involves the theory that the saja boys are the same boys that are in the doctors office or something when they go and help rumi with her voice... I saw it on tiktok but I forgot the @... but in short— the saja boys (minus Jinu) were a struggling kpop band, then they gave their souls to Jinu in return to be a successful band. Thought the concept would fit and ill be expanding on this :3

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THE RANDOM FLUX OF SAJA BOY FICS. I cant complain I have something in the works as well...

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Haven't posted in a while... Huh... Also...

WHY SONY WHY!!!!!!!!!??? 😭

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It’s my freaky baby I would die and kill for it

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It's giving:

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nobody talk to me for 3-5 business days i'm in mourning

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yep this ship got me

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Fuckifng sobbed btw

Rumi & Jinu from Kpop Demon Hunters

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He follows you around like a hopeless lost puppy. He thinks he is good at concealing his presence, but the truth is that he is the worst stalker ever. He hides behind lampposts that are way too thin and behind fences with too big of a gap.

Despite his awkwardness, he can be rather horrifying at times. Waking up to see to glowing blond red eyes staring at your through your window in the middle of the night sure is bone chilling and a way to make sure you won’t be sleeping good for a couple of days.

Give me a character and I will give them a random headcanon

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Hi I'm the one who requested this and the skater fic with atsumu hehe.. I LOOOOVE THESE IM EATIJG IT UP YUMYUM

If you're still opened to requests... maybe some lev friends to lover hcs would be nice ehheheheh

SO, KISS ME

now playing ♫ kiss me by sixpence none the richer

lev x nekoma manager! reader

headcannons of you and nekoma's no.11 falling in love with each other <3

word count: 407 words

a/n: my man my man my man where's my man :33333 my first lev fic/headcannon idk how i've never written anything on the loml

JUST FRIENDS

i am one hundred percent sure that lev would immediately start crushing on you the minute you two became friends.

he would be so attached to you (mentally and physically) and would always follow you around like a lost puppy

during practice or matches, if there was a break he would always come up to you and talk to you so excitedly about anything and everything. like “did you see what i did in the second half?! cool right?!” or “before this match, i saved a kitten from a tree!”

he really wasn't sure if your feelings were reciprocated, platonically or romantically, but he didn't really care. he just loved spending time with you.

CRUSHING

i strongly and wholeheartedly believe that lev is so unconsciously affectionate with you and that's what made you start crushing on him.

like there could've been a time let's say nekoma won a match and he automatically runs to you and lifts you up in the air for a hug and youre like “oh yeah, i want this man.”

like i said before for lev, he DEFINITELY knows of his feelings since the beginning of your friendship and he's so obvious about it and not ashamed whatsoever.

he would always be like “you're so pretty!” or just say “i love you!” STRAIGHT UP but says it so casually you'd think he would mean it in a platonic way.

he never thought about confessing his feelings to you because he thought you already knew

so when kuroo, yaku, and kenma told him he had to ASK you to be his partner before deciding for himself, he immediately ran to wherever you were and blurted out the messiest and chaotic confession you've ever

DATING

once you two finally start dating, prepare to be sick of that man because he is NOT leaving you alone anymore.

he was already attached to your hip when you two were just friends. but now? you can't go 5 minutes without him trapping you in a hug or peppering kisses all over your face.

and trust that he will be bragging about you to anybody and everybody that he sees. a random old man on the street, minding his business? lev will definitely be pulling his phone out to show him his wallpaper and telling him, “that's my partner. aren't they pretty?”

and his family LOVES you. he's constantly talking about you around the house and hyping you up.

tells everyone he's finally with his forever best friend :3

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Cat sneeze🐱

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- ATSUMU MIYA, TŌRU OIKAWA, KŌTARŌ BOKUTO, Shōyō Hinata, Tobio Kageyama, LEV HAIBA, Satori Tendō, SHŪGO MEIAN, KIYOOMI SAKUSA

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Sunday mannerisms I noticed during the 2.7 livestream

when he finds something funny or amusing but doesn't laugh out loud - his right wing twitches

when he is happy or joyous - his left wing twitches

when he is flustered, shy or laughing out loud - both wings twitch