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I HAVE HONORED THE FAMILY. MY LASAGNA HAS HONORED THE FAMILY. I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW GORDAN RAMSAY THINKS THAT MY LASAGNA LOOKS GREAT. MY LIFE HAS BEEN MADE. I AM SO HAPPY I AM ABOUT TO CRY
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Imagine meeting someone on tinder, falling in love, and then years later on your wedding day they’re like “yo why didn’t you super like me”
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I'd definitely want you to dom me.
That can definitely be arranged.
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*sees dog* nice *sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice
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My favorite part of the Democratic Debate.
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