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writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier
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ripped the led lights off my wall and i fear the paint went with them
#i'm repainting my room anyway whatever#there's dust everywhere :/#what color should i paint it#help me
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Sirius, at the Jegulus wedding reception: Hey everyone, wanna play a game?
Dorcas: Sure. What game?
Sirius: It's called "James or Kreacher". I tell you things Reg has said, and you have to guess who he said it to.
Lily: This doesn't sound hard at all
Sirius: You sure? Quote one: "I would die for you."
All the wedding guests:
Barty, under his breath: Fuck
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i finished sotr and the entirety of the end i just had the line "god loves his children" from paranoid android on a loop in my mind im not fucking okay
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So I read a short drarry fic, and I can't help but want to turn it into jegulus bc the concept was so good
Basically it was draco going through the mirror of erised and into a world he wished for
And then later, real world Harry comes through to get him back out
And I just
Oh that concept with jegulus. Regulus going into this wish world where his brother still wants him, he escaped Grimmauld, and james potter loves him. Only for him to be missing from the real world so long that James and sirius come to find him. Regulus sees them and doesn't realize it's the real world version, but it clicks the second they're closer and they only look at him with pity
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tiktoker Regulus who makes educational videos but the top comment on every video is James making those "are you coming? yeah on my screen" "suddenly I'm typing with one hand" "bye y'all, my ride is here" "clean up on aisle MY PANTS" comments.
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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith
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in the movies it really was just haymitch and the fuck ass bob against the world huh
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my fav thing about sunrise on the reaping was when haymitch was like yeah caeser i'm a lone wolf 😏 i'm with the newcomers but i'm not WITH the newcomers, yknow? they call me a rascal. a rebel against the gamemasters. I scored a ONE and that is a THREAT. you do not want to mess with me 🙅
cut to him with like 20 kids following him around like ducklings, him hiding in his t-shirt, him letting a bunny guide him to safety because it reminded him of his girlfriend, and him making nightlights out of potatoes.
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i’m so appreciative to suzanne for reframing the rebellion from the original trilogy as a “they saw their moment and took it” type situation and showing us that they’ve been trying, over and over, with so many failed attempts, to break the arena and incite a rebellion for decades. in this current political climate never giving up hope is so essential. haymitch wasn’t the first nor the last, and they kept going even when it seemed completely futile, and that’s what counts, and what ultimately saves them all.
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no, radiohead, actually i don't know where i am with floor collapsing, floating, bouncing back
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day two reveals!
a peach like you should pear with me by @veryinnovative 1/1, 3.1k James is Spider-Man and has been broken up with due to this twice. Third time's a charm, right?
left in the dust by fragmentsdesoleil ( @arcturism ) 1/?, 3.1k “You should never turn your back to your enemies, Spider-Man.” Regulus Black is standing in front of him in a very familiar suit, only the mask missing, Scorpion at his feet. It’s in that moment that James finally understands what he has been waiting for all along.
beyond the horizon by @chericheribaby 1/12, 8.4k Magic comes from the earth. At least that's what James has told his son all his life. But when the magic turns against them and starts poisoning the planet, the last thing James expects is to go on a journey to find a new home, lightning years away from his family, from his son. Even though he's not alone, he doesn't know if Regulus Black is really someone he can trust to have his back on this mission. But as James will come to learn, not everything is as it seems. For instance, he has been wrong all this time. Magic doesn't actually come from the earth. It comes from the universe.
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etsy is so much fun this is so much fun i'm having the time of my LIFE
#i got a sweatshirt#and it was thirty four dollars and i CUSTOMIZED the embroidery to say stuff on the chest and both sleeves#.... any guesses what i did (it's a song)#FOR ONLY THIRTY FOUR DOLLARS???#and it has pretty good reviews and a lot of them so i don't think i got ripped off at all#i'm!!! so excited!!!!!!
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“that fandom is so annoying” i hate to break it to you but every fandom is annoying. all of them. if you’re in a fandom you’re annoying. i’m in several fandoms i’m extra annoying. everyone on this website is annoying.
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