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god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink

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and €10

in the process of cleaning my flat i have found over £100 worth of random notes just lying around for some reason

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in the same building they are currently advertising a 19.3 sq m flat for £843 a month, they are charging £799 a month for a 24.1 sq m flat that has no kitchen counter space that does not have the hob or sink on it

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aw i love when travel youtubers are like "top 5 favorite countries i visited! #1 [place that stones women and gays] these are the most hospitable people in the world 😌"

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i have found a box of stuff that i never unpacked when i moved in 4 years ago

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in the process of cleaning my flat i have found over £100 worth of random notes just lying around for some reason

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they should invent ovens that are easy to clean

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I'm in Wigan, in the Wigan Hospital. on the Wigan Hospital menu, they suggest upgrading your meal into a Wigan Kebab

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do appreciate that according to islam dropshipping is undeniably and categorically haram

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Dortmund Drayman, Dortmund Square, Leeds, circa 1980

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apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold

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reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

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sitting in the beer cellar eating a sandwich is kind of rat coded if we're being honest here

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i washed my hair but really do not want to have to use a hairdryer in this weather but i have places to be and it appears i will go to them soggily

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with nigel. straight up "making it". and by it, haha, well. let's justr say. Plans

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Yeast cakes with cheese and blueberries (x)